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| Topic: There are NO Dateable Women in Carpinteria Ca. | |
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 After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!!   That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila...  Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you.  Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!!    I see I failed to get my point across  Depends on the point...well, no it doesn't really. But you did manage to entertain his fancy for a bit, and saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico. I like the gecko, he's so cute.  Don't ruin it for them, man! |
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He's not a heroin addict! That's Kermit, a whole different little green dude.....
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He's not a heroin addict! That's Kermit, a whole different little green dude..... You don't even know... |
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Dreamkiller....first Kermit, then Elmo, then Oscar, I have nothing left.....
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 Yea...reality sucks!!!
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Dreamkiller....first Kermit, then Elmo, then Oscar, I have nothing left..... Just means you can never become a child's icon is all...it all leads to drugs, I mean, look at Britney Spears. |
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I'm in luck then, no child will ever look up to me....
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... Really? That's funny. I live within 200 miles, and I can't say I remember meeting you. Don't get me started, I'd like to turn you every which way but Loose !!! I see I failed to get my point across Depends on the point...well, no it doesn't really. But you did manage to entertain his fancy for a bit, and saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico. Yes, she had been Tickling my Fancy...
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine...
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I've heard stuff about that Geiko dude. He goes to raves...shoots dope...has gay sex with strangers in bathrooms....
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Those are all trumped up charges and hearsay!!! The tabloids will print anything for a buck!!
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine... 
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine... Now that is an odd reaction to a tickled fancy. Have you had your fancy checked lately? |
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine... Now that is an odd reaction to a tickled fancy. Have you had your fancy checked lately? I'm trying to make an appointment but he hasn't gotten back to me yet....
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine... Now that is an odd reaction to a tickled fancy. Have you had your fancy checked lately? I'm trying to make an appointment but he hasn't gotten back to me yet.... Isn't that just like them "fancy" doctors. They think just 'cause they are fancy they can tickle the phone when ever the whim strikes them. |
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It's worth the wait though....he makes everything all better....
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine... I wonder if she will ever find my Red Head Thread ??? 
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine... I wonder if she will ever find my Red Head Thread ??? A redheaded thread, is written instead, but the thread for the read hed is headed to bed. |
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine... I wonder if she will ever find my Red Head Thread ??? A redheaded thread, is written instead, but the thread for the read hed is headed to bed. Sir, I always write a Red Head Thread, I have been writing Threads since we did this in News Papers, try 25 years chester...  I was here when Just Say Hi, was something NEW, I was one of the first few on plenty of fish, I was one of the first few on Connecting Singles, I just don't come here much or often...  |
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Edited by
DaveyB
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Wed 03/10/10 12:01 AM
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I usually sneeze when someone tickles mine... I wonder if she will ever find my Red Head Thread ??? A redheaded thread, is written instead, but the thread for the read hed is headed to bed. Sir, I always write a Red Head Thread, I have been writing Threads since we did this in News Papers, try 25 years chester... I was here when Just Say Hi, was something NEW, I was one of the first few on plenty of fish, I was one of the first few on Connecting Singles, I just don't come here much or often... No problem guy, just havin' fun . I know what you mean, I been here a while myself (check the join date), and I've been online since before there was an AOL (37 years to be precise). I don't care for plenty of fish, but its all good and it's all fun.
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