my dad:

" Get your ass over here!" then proceded to slap me in the face. Gee, I
didn't know he considered the ass as equal to the face. LOL

too fun Recon...


My dad pissed:

"I should have pinched your head off when you come out the hole!"

J

Gee...I have a lot of good memories of my ol man!! LOL!

Gee J.

Hope you were too young to understand what he said. That sounds
horrible. Welcome to the horrible clube.

On a lighter note:

He use to say:

The last time I was wrong (meaning him) was the time I thought I was
wrong.

What wisdom. I wish I had addopted that philosophy.

Ghostie:

wow...my dad too...but it was more like this

I was wrong once...turned out I was right...

ahhhh, okay?!

My grandparents raised us girls (God help them, they earned our 18th
birthdays!), and there were all kinds of adages they'd throw on us.

When I went "terminally boy crazy", my grandad worried about us getting
pregnant (like I said, they earned those 18th birthdays!), and tried
their damndest to protect us from our hormones. He used to try to
enforce his point (against premarital pregnancy) by saying, "Why buy the
cow when you can get the milk for free?". I heard that once a week ~ or
with the change of the latest "object of my affection".

I looked him square in the eye once and asked, "Well, how does it feel
to have raised a whore?"

He never said it again...

I know Bill Cosby said it first but, once in a while my mom would tell
me, "I brought you into this world and I can take you out!" or "If you
do that, it will be the end of life as you know it" I always laughed at
her when she'd tell me that and....well, I'd get whacked harder! LOL!!
Or, when they'd scold you and say answer me...then when you'd try they'd
interupt you... lol. Silly parents, but, ya gotta love em!! :)

Or, how about this one. They'd tell you to go play, get out of the
house and leave me alone!! Then, when you get older and leave the house
and go play, they bitch and say you're never home!! Who knew!!

Well, parents. You can never please them.

one of the things that used to piss me off was the constant bitching
about my hair...it was always, "When you start paying for your own
haircuts then you can decide." So once I got a part time job I informed
them that I was NOT getting my hair cut. then it became, "Well as long
as yer living under our roof..." followed by, "besides, you won't be
able to afford to pay for haircuts cuz yer gonna start paying rent." The
he'd tell me to mow the lawn and I said.."hey I'm a tenant now, that's
what I'm paying YOU for." which was followed up with me getting a shot
to the head. lol

lol, i love the part about that's what i'm paying you for.

hehehe .. I was a smart ass back then too

WHEN MY KIDS WHERE LITTLE,I TOLD THEM ACORNS WHERE SQURREL EGGS.
THEY WOULD FILL UP THERE LITTLE POCKETS
AND TAKE THEM HOME TO TRY AND 'HATCH' THEM
THEY WOULD ASK ME WHY THEY WOULDNT HATCH
ID TELL THEM ONLY THE MOMMY SQURREL COULD DO IT.

TO STOP THEM FROM SWALLOWING THEIR GUM....
I TOLD THEM THEY WOULD BLOW A BUBBLE OUT OF THEIR BUTT AND FLOAT AWAY
AND NEVER SEE ME AGAIN

ON EASTER THEY WOULD FIND ALL THE EGGS,ID ALWAYS TELL THEM THERE WAS ONE
MORE OUT THERE ,JUST LIKE MY DAD DID TO ME.