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Why do the seagulls fly upside down in New Jersey? Because they can't find anything worth crapping on! 
meanie.... Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes! |
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Yo momma is so poor,i put out a cigarette butt in her ashtray and she asked "who turned off the heat?"
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Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.
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Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!
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Yo mama so fat she has soft elbows
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Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
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Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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Yo mama is so ugly,her dog humps his own leg!
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Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. I don't know if i should laugh or cry 
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Edited by
newarkjw
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Thu 03/04/10 10:21 PM
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Yo mama so fat she pulls her pants down and her azz is still in them.
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Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock.
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 Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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 Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
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