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Not only is yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections, but you're sooooooooo dumb, one time you got locked in the bathroom and you still peed in your pants!
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yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. |
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Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. |
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Yo mama so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper
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Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
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Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. |
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Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
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Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey. 
Hey I'm there right now... |
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Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
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Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma" |
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Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
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Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry! |
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
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Why do the seagulls fly upside
down in New Jersey? Because they can't find anything worth crapping on! |
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Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station
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Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
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