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Topic: Top 10 country songs
manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 03/04/10 08:21 PM
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight ' Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *** All Day Long

jlove43 Joined Mon 02/22/10 Posts: 5849	Sat 03/06/10 08:04 PM
OMG-Sorry I'm late, but this was great! I am dying!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sat 03/06/10 08:07 PM
OMG-Sorry I'm late, but this was great! I am dying!!

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Sun 03/07/10 05:43 PM
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight ' Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *** All Day Long Sometimes, every once in a blue moon, I really understand 5.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 03/10/10 06:38 PM
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin' 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight ' Cause I'm Scared She'd Win 5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer And the Number One Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *** All Day Long Sometimes, every once in a blue moon, I really understand 5. me too

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Wed 03/10/10 06:42 PM
and so who wrote these award winning songs?

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Wed 03/10/10 06:44 PM
I like 'Id Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Labotomy!"

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Wed 03/10/10 06:46 PM
well a bottle after u finish with it is about the same as a frontal lobotomy FYI

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 03/10/10 06:46 PM
and so who wrote these award winning songs? snot me

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Wed 03/10/10 06:48 PM
well we know that's snot u that wrote um.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 03/10/10 06:53 PM
well we know that's snot u that wrote um. how'd you nO

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Wed 03/10/10 06:55 PM
because i know.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Wed 03/10/10 06:56 PM
because i know. good answer..........................

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Wed 03/10/10 07:01 PM
well what else do u want me 2 say. i know these things.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 03/11/10 06:36 PM
well what else do u want me 2 say. i know these things. you must have ESPN

Shasta1 Joined Wed 09/09/09 Posts: 3308	Thu 03/11/10 09:30 PM
well what else do u want me 2 say. i know these things. you must have ESPN

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Fri 03/12/10 06:39 PM
well what else do u want me 2 say. i know these things. you must have ESPN

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 03/12/10 06:43 PM
Is this Texas Country Music???

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Fri 03/12/10 06:52 PM
Is this Texas Country Music??? what else ?

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Wed 03/17/10 07:19 PM
ya i have ESPN, and i git country on my ear piece that i plug in my nose. so there. makes as much sense.