10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine



9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few



8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me



7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'



6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight ' Cause I'm Scared She'd Win



5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here



4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him



3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger



2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer



And the Number One Country & Western song is...



1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *** All Day Long

ya i have ESPN, and i git country on my ear piece that i plug in my nose. so there. makes as much sense.

I f***ing hate country >_<

I f***ing hate TODAYS country <_>

You can pick on Obama but I draw the line at Tim McGraw!!!!

....except for Tim and his beautiful wife

You are forgiven!!! I gotta look out for my TIM!!!

now I'm jealous

No need---I'm no Faith Hill

sure you are....just a little older

Thanks---that southern charm is showing