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| Topic: Why can't I find a nice guy? | |
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Nope. I never behave!   Pffft!!!!
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Gratuitious Bump!
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Another bump to help out.....
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Another bump to help out..... Thanks Y. Found any nice guys lately?
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Nope, just more pervs, jerks, liars, players, and nut bags.....
Ain't love grand?  
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Nope, just more pervs, jerks, liars, players, and nut bags..... Ain't love grand? That's the problem. If there were more nice guys, love would be grand.
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Eh, I don't like nice guys. They bore me. I like the kind of guy who slaps my azz and makes me bite the pillow. Ooops, did I write that down?
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Gratuitious Bump! That usually turns out to be some sort of tumor. |
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Gratuitious Bump! That usually turns out to be some sort of tumor. Would a nice guy like you care to check it out for me? |
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Gratuitious Bump! That usually turns out to be some sort of tumor. Would a nice guy like you care to check it out for me? Sure, but who are you calling a "nice guy"? Don't you know I'm intimidating and complicated? Among other things? |
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Gratuitious Bump! That usually turns out to be some sort of tumor. Would a nice guy like you care to check it out for me? Sure, but who are you calling a "nice guy"? Don't you know I'm intimidating and complicated? Among other things? I know Lexicon. I almost called you a nice goat. 
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Gratuitious Bump! That usually turns out to be some sort of tumor. Would a nice guy like you care to check it out for me? Sure, but who are you calling a "nice guy"? Don't you know I'm intimidating and complicated? Among other things? I know Lexicon. I almost called you a nice goat. Oh, that's another one. Where is Fear right now? I need to talk to him about smiting. I still haven't been able to get that right yet. |
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I was asked if I wanted to help raise chickens today. Not sure if a goat would be better, but chickens.....
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I was asked if I wanted to help raise chickens today. Not sure if a goat would be better, but chickens..... Think about it -- Goat McNuggets? I don't know about that, I'd stay with the chickens. |
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I always say smite not spite. I love Chicken.
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Well, I wouldn't mind one as a pet maybe. But then I was told I'd have to help wring their necks. To cook them....nooooooo.....chickens are cute....it's one thing to get them packaged in the store, yum...but to grab them from the backyard and twist their necks off and then bite into a drumstick....yuck......
Goat mcnuggets....will that be on the menu in the Church's cafeteria?
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Gratuitious Bump! That usually turns out to be some sort of tumor. Would a nice guy like you care to check it out for me? Sure, but who are you calling a "nice guy"? Don't you know I'm intimidating and complicated? Among other things? I know Lexicon. I almost called you a nice goat. Oh, that's another one. Where is Fear right now? I need to talk to him about smiting. I still haven't been able to get that right yet. He was in him and Sunny's picture house earlier, no idea where he is now..... |
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Well, I wouldn't mind one as a pet maybe. But then I was told I'd have to help wring their necks. To cook them....nooooooo.....chickens are cute....it's one thing to get them packaged in the store, yum...but to grab them from the backyard and twist their necks off and then bite into a drumstick....yuck...... Goat mcnuggets....will that be on the menu in the Church's cafeteria? I say we don't eat goats at all, we just give them to all the women with bad dating site profiles. On the other hand, there may not be that many goats in the universe. |
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I have a bad dating site profile.
They don't have to be made of real goat, just have the name. Like sandwiches aren't really made of sand. I'm feeling punchy for some reason... 
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I have a bad dating site profile. They don't have to be made of real goat, just have the name. Like sandwiches aren't really made of sand. I'm feeling punchy for some reason... "Made with artificial goat flavor." That oughtta lure 'em in.... |
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