MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

MONEY:
• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

ARGUMENTS:
• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument..

FUTURE:
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE:
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL:
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night..

OFFSPRING:
• A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in his house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

very true

NATURAL:
• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night..

..deteriorate and depreciate during the night, and some end up with not even salvage value in the morning..( its scary sometimes when the makeup and buzz wear off..really, it is..)

roko

This produced a genuine LOL :)