Topic: divorced why?
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Sun 02/07/10 12:01 PM
A man was standing in front of a judge, the judge looks at him and says "can you explain to me what happenned with your marriage?" the man say " well judge I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday, she said she didnt care what color it was, but as long as it went from 0-200 in under 6 seconds she would be happy" the judge looking a little perplexed says " well what did you get her?" the man looks at the judge and says " a bathroom scale" GO FIGURE!!!