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Yeah I like that one too  37% of women report having orgasms in their sleep. The G-Shot costs between $1000 - $2000 and can help to make an orgasm last as long as 8 hours. Humans aren't the only ones who masturbate. Cows, horse, dolphins, monkeys, porcupines and even cats have been seen masturbating in the wild. Even women who have had female circumcisions can still have orgasms. Tomorrow I'll tell how women can increase the power of their orgasm.... wow 8 hours..that would be some serious calorie burning going on..whew! ok, monkeys are highly sexual animals, we all know that. I'm working on a visual on how those other animals masturbate.. I'd lose it with laughter if I ever saw my cat masturbating 
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I'd lose it with laughter if I ever saw my cat masturbating Yeah I don't know if I'd buy cheese from a cow that masturbated  
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You first of al huge the lady.
She then feels you and starts to suck like loli pop. Then you start big time ****. |
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Too Funny
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... would love to.... Until I'm 'in a position' to do that, here are some tips on the proper usage of the tongue: 1. The tongue must be relaxed. Pointed tongues are too harsh and in fact desensitize. Use the whole face and do not be hesitant with the tongue. The chin rubbing on the vagina opening increases pleasure. 2. The licks must be smooth, steady, slow and rhythmic. Don’t attack the clitoris directly or make varied movements, like tongue flicks or kisses. Work rather around the clitoral area in solid motion or in circles. 3. Be vocal. Send her, while accomplishing your job, information like “I love you” or “You taste good.” Some women enjoy growling, humming and moaning during the cunnilingus. But do not emit sucking noises! Compliment her on her genitalia look. This will boost her overall sexual confidence. 4. Slip small pieces of ice around the clitoris and into the vaginal opening. The cold tongue also increases the sensation. 5. Detect her hot spot, stay there and finish the job! If she’s moaning louder, this does not mean you have to change rhythm or technique. That means she is enjoying just what you’ve been doing! 6. Let her guide you. Each woman is a different universe. Some women like to be played meanwhile with the tip of the finger in the vagina opening, some not. 7. Use the nose too! The feeling of the breath can have amazing effects. 8. Don’t drool and don’t shake your face, that’s unpleasant! 9. Be patient. Only in porn movies do women have orgasm in 1-2 minutes. 10. Enjoy it! Woman’s pleasure is higher if the man is enjoying it as well! now go and spread the word... |
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... would love to.... Until I'm 'in a position' to do that, here are some tips on the proper usage of the tongue: 1. The tongue must be relaxed. Pointed tongues are too harsh and in fact desensitize. Use the whole face and do not be hesitant with the tongue. The chin rubbing on the vagina opening increases pleasure. 2. The licks must be smooth, steady, slow and rhythmic. Don’t attack the clitoris directly or make varied movements, like tongue flicks or kisses. Work rather around the clitoral area in solid motion or in circles. 3. Be vocal. Send her, while accomplishing your job, information like “I love you” or “You taste good.” Some women enjoy growling, humming and moaning during the cunnilingus. But do not emit sucking noises! Compliment her on her genitalia look. This will boost her overall sexual confidence. 4. Slip small pieces of ice around the clitoris and into the vaginal opening. The cold tongue also increases the sensation. 5. Detect her hot spot, stay there and finish the job! If she’s moaning louder, this does not mean you have to change rhythm or technique. That means she is enjoying just what you’ve been doing! 6. Let her guide you. Each woman is a different universe. Some women like to be played meanwhile with the tip of the finger in the vagina opening, some not. 7. Use the nose too! The feeling of the breath can have amazing effects. 8. Don’t drool and don’t shake your face, that’s unpleasant! 9. Be patient. Only in porn movies do women have orgasm in 1-2 minutes. 10. Enjoy it! Woman’s pleasure is higher if the man is enjoying it as well! If only all men understood this! 
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Some of us do. The women just don't realize it. Once a woman realizes that a man knows these facts, and how to properly practice them, you wont find him on a singles site.
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The women just don't realize it. If the women don't realize it, then how good could their partners technique be?  Until June 2003 oral sex was illegal in 10 states. Countries that use the most vibrators: 1) Australia 46% 2) U.S. 45% 3) Canada 44% 4) Norway 44% 5) United Kingdom 44% 6) Iceland 43% 7) New Zealand 43% 8) Sweden 38% 9) South Africa 37% 10) Switzerland 30% In several studies female respondents said that if forced to choose, that they would prefer to spend the rest of their lives with a partner who was skilled at giving great oral sex, than with one with a big penis. Viagra does not work for women. While it does increase blood flow, it does not have any effect over orgasm. |
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The women just don't realize it. If the women don't realize it, then how good could their partners technique be? In several studies female respondents said that if forced to choose, that they would prefer to spend the rest of their lives with a partner who was skilled at giving great oral sex, than with one with a big penis. Valid point, nice to see a man recognize that. If ya'll have the technique down, were going to be realizing, noticing.... and stuff. I do hope that we gals are never "forced" to choose...we want it all! |
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3. Be vocal. Send her, while accomplishing your job, information like “I love you” or “You taste good.” Some women enjoy growling, humming and moaning during the cunnilingus. But do not emit sucking noises! Compliment her on her genitalia look. This will boost her overall sexual confidence. ...or: "Gee! Ur ****'s real wide"... ide... ide... ide... |
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Giving head... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Semen contains creatine, citric acid, nitrogen, vitamins C, B12 and E, calcium, potassium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, protein and zinc. All of which are extremely healthy! He's a little known fact that I learned when I was a semi-pro body builder. The pros (the schwarzenegger types) regularly (on a daily basis) masturbate and digest their own semen. No they're not gay, and no they're not crazy. They do this because of the extremely high level of creatine and protein that's in semen. More than eating a thick juicy steak. Creatine and protein are two of the most used body building supplements, and they both help you to build muscle (which means it helps you to burn fat and be thinner). The more semen you digest, the quicker you lose that unsightly weight. A study published in the International Journal of Sports Medicine showed that creatine helps you to burn extra calories when taken. And we all know that muscles are made up of protein (and are the opposite of fat). I'm sure one of these days we'll all be hearing about the semen diet...  Wouldn't it just be more pleasant to go down to GNC and buy some creatine powder and protein powder and whip up a nice shake in the blender? Wow. A man suggesting a woman do something else, rather than giving head.
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A man suggesting a woman do something else, rather than giving head. ...these aren't women... these are men doing it to themselves...
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Edited by
singmesweet
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Sun 03/07/10 06:32 PM
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A man suggesting a woman do something else, rather than giving head. ...these aren't women... these are men doing it to themselves... Ah, I didn't read it correctly.  Still.. I think it's funny that some men are totally grossed out by their own semen. |
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I think it's funny that some men are totally grossed out by their own semen. You go out on the ocean for long periods of time with them and you'll get grossed out by sea men too
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5. Detect her hot spot, stay there and finish the job! If she’s moaning louder, this does not mean you have to change rhythm or technique. That means she is enjoying just what you’ve been doing!
...  ... If I had a nickel! ...  <---- Ya see that? STOP braggin' and learn how to DO it RIGHT! When ya stop the rhythm for even a moment, we are dropped off a ledge back to the very beginning ...   ... Next! Extremely RARE is THE Man!!! ... Had to get this great thread on my list!
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When ya stop the rhythm for even a moment, we are dropped off a ledge back to the very beginning ... Probably the number one mistake that most guys make...
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When ya stop the rhythm for even a moment, we are dropped off a ledge back to the very beginning ... Probably the number one mistake that most guys make... ... Yes ...  ... 
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SEX ... THE BEST WAY TO GET IN SHAPE! Giving head... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a Dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fu* king care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After sex Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her friend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!! Sounds damn good to me. Except for mom walking in. At my age, mom would be using a hovermobile and run my azz over. OK, I admit it ... This one made me spray ... ... No, not that ... ... My drink, ya pervs ...
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well, chit.......
there goes allmy wet dream's now ! |
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... I think you're still good for the road, Chevy ...
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