> One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny,
> said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing
> your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a
> few inches off of your butt!!'
> His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply
> couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
> The next morning the husband took a pair of
> underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is
> this?? He said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
> appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he
> hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum
> powder in my underwear?'
> She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum
> powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'.'

Hey! I resemble that remark!

poor baby