*The economy is so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

*I ordered a burger at Mcdonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, 'Can you afford fries with that.'

*CEO'S are now playing miniture golf.

*If the bank returned your check 'Market insufficient funds' you call them back and ask if they meant you or them.

*Parents in Beverly Hills fired thier nannies and learned thier children's names.

*Motel six won't leave the light on anymore.

*Exxon-Mobile laid of 25 congressmen.

*The mafia is laying off judges.

*The cycle of life is keep going on regardless the situation, LOL



HAVE A NICE DAY TO ALL!

I like the mafia laying off judges one

Exxon laying off 25 congressmen