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| Topic: THS: Elmo; The Hitman Stories | |
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"I once heard that Elmo's favourite weapon was an axe...everyone always said it was because of how gritty and violent the weapon was. Elmo had a thing for inflicting pain on people when he performed, and he really did perform...he was the conductor, and the contract was his symphony..."
--Excerpt, THS: Elmo; The Hitman Stories. 
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Poor Elmo, he must have hung around Kermit too much....
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Poor Elmo, he must have hung around Kermit too much.... I'm investigating the claims that have been made, some people are saying Kermit hung around too much with Elmo and others are saying the opposite. Stay right here to find out the truth! 
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Elmo seems too sweet to have corrupted Kermit, then again, looks are deceiving....
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Elmo seems too sweet to have corrupted Kermit, then again, looks are deceiving.... Well, he was a hitman!
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It's always the cute and quiet ones.
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Edited by
FearandLoathing
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Sun 01/31/10 12:12 AM
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"Out of the entire crew of Sesame Street 'misfits', Elmo was the most awful...he was cold, killed for money, did a load of different drugs, and smiled about it! That's just downright heartless, I don't care who you are...at least Kermit cried about his mistakes, Elmo just grinned and continued along his merry way...I mean, ****! That is twisted right there..."
--Excerpt, THS: Elmo; The Hitman Stories. 
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Elmo needs meds. And counseling. Lots of counseling.
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"You have to wonder how many people really knew but didn't say anything out of fear, Elmo could be a very intimidating force...he was calculated, heartless, and knew his way around a gun like most people know their way around the block. I think a lot of people knew, just no one would say anything out of fear that they would be the next target..."
--Excerpt, THS: Elmo; The Hitman Stories. 
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So you're telling me his tickling is really a torture tactic?
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So you're telling me his tickling is really a torture tactic?
I'm investigating the claim, but yes, that is what it is looking like.
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For the win, Fear. For the win.
Always makes me happy to read these posts. |
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Well...where's Elmo now, man?
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I have heard that he and Animal the drummer used to do things to cats just for fun.
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Yea...like set em' on fire. They used kerosene cuz' it burns slower....
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For the win, Fear. For the win. Always makes me happy to read these posts. Cheers, it is my pleasure.
Well...where's Elmo now, man?
I'm in the process of investigating it, it is rumored he traveled to Mexico after he declined a contract for Kermit. I'll get to the bottom of it, man, I just need time!
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Edited by
XenomorphEyez
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Sun 01/31/10 11:38 PM
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Elmo has a bad day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4H_1WSpoGs I think he joined the Pants On The Ground Mafia. He's been spotted bustin' a cap in those that bad mouth him. 
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"Elmo had a saying that went something like: 'Everyone is equal in a gunsight.' Well, it went something like that anyway, not like I stuck around to figure out where he came up with it..."
--Excerpt, THS: Elmo; The Hitman Stories. 
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Elmo needs a hug. Or a tickle. Or something.
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