I figured there had to be at least one out there..lol

I have fallen in love (online!) with a woman with 3 kids

Well, yeah, those should be worth more automatically....!

Seriously, the funny thing about this is that I'm not at the level where I get free copies. So all I have are the proof copies of each book, except I did order an extra of the first one, which my buddy Wade has right now (along with the proof of the second one!).

The theory is that, once I reach Stephen King level, I will get something like 5000 pre-publication copies of each book I write.

Which I will then hand out to girls at the mall in a pathetic attempt to get their attention.

One works with one has at hand....!

I've been told five or six of them were pretty decent....!

Lex just read the topic not the content, because if you're doing it wrong them I must stop doing it altogether.

Well, I'm not entirely sure I'm actually doing it wrong. But Fear uses that line a lot, and I thought it would be funny to go with that.

Actually, I blame all my problems on ComCast, but so far they have ignored my e-mails and threatening graffiti.

Tried that, it's slightly deader than James Madison.

Dear Lex,

Since you never engage in covo with me in any forum anyway I decided to put this in letter form to catch your attention.

I did read your profile once, when I first joined and Knew ya were not my type. Then you tore one of my first posts apart because of spelling errors and that further told me "NO WAY"

Then after a while of reading your posts I saw a "softie side come out in you that made me smile. The big words went away for a while and you became just another mingle man!

I know ya had a hard time in relationships but maybe if you
opened the doors a little wider to let some women through it would be easier to find someone for you!

I write this with love in my heart to you Wanna dance? hahah



Tammy

Hey, I have never had any problems talking to you! It's just that you usually say everything that needs to be said! Not much I can add!

(A good writer knows when to stop. My last book was 422 pages, which should tell you everything you need to know!)

I'm really not as intimidating and complicated as people seem to think. Those who know me here are very comfortable with the "softie side," and as long as they don't publicize it too much, I'm good with that....!

Lexicon, I am only posting to further skew your averages. I'm 43 with two kids. Please redo and post statistics. I love to mess with your head and statistics. BTW, spiders do come back to life and I trust my behoozis.

The very first time I saw you're softie side, I knew we would be friends. Now I just perv you because I can.

I used to perv him.....now I just get ignored....**crawling back under my rock.**

Hardly. You're the only person I know who can get me a shot at Kimmy....!

Well, this makes it 47.663 and 2.999927 kids. I've never been good at math, but I'm pretty good with facetious numbers.



You know how afraid I am of being labeled a "nice guy," though....!

You know how afraid I am of being labeled a "nice guy," though....!




I never said nice. I just love cutting through all the softie to get to the hard candy center.

jeez....is there away to edit my number of posts....can I crack it open like an odometer and hand roll it back?

p.s. you're aces in MY book Lex!

Thanks! See, some people get it, and some people would just rather do weird stuff to the person above them....!!

can I do weird stuff to you then?

That's how I ended up married....!

I think we need to define "weird" -- !!

I feel for you, Lex, I really do. I, too, have been the victim of the ugly/stupid/grosser than gross/daddy/old man/jail bait/foreigner/just plan weird perv, so I know exactly how you feel. However, I have a question, how many people have added you to their favorites lists? I'm on quite a few and I don't like it. Makes me feel dirty....and not in a good way.

I've sold my problem. There is absolutely nothing to look on my profile anymore.