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Topic: Piano Man: narrated version
Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 02:30 PM
'K... here's a song I need narrated... give it a listen. See what your noble mind can make of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZx-kjon-E

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 02:34 PM
So what was your first meal?? breakfast for 350... that's a lotta eggs!!

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 04/03/10 02:35 PM
Yea...but I did it, see? I figured that they had recipes, right? So I looked into their computer. Told me everything I needed...all the ingredients...and it even modified the amounts depending on how many people I was cooking for, see? I figured...If I followed THAT, well...nobody could complain. Worked out great. Wound up cooking for 2 different hospitals over a 6 year time. Nobody ever complained..... Of course...eventually I kinda' flipped out cuz' I had been suffering severe OCD for, like...20 years. I kinda' lost my mind after a bit.....

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 04/03/10 02:38 PM
'K... here's a song I need narrated... give it a listen. See what your noble mind can make of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZx-kjon-E Cool. Yr A metal head too, huh? My YouTube isn't playin' it now though. I'll have to try it again later.

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 02:40 PM
Ya' know... that's actually fuggin amazing, really. That takes talent, ambition, ballz, and imagination. The OCD thing sucks of course... mine ain't so bad... more funny stuff then anything... more like speeding then debilitating. Well, parts of it...

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 04/03/10 02:40 PM
So what was your first meal?? breakfast for 350... that's a lotta eggs!! The eggs are in cartons, like milk see? No need to break 1000 or so eggs. Of course...some people request fried eggs...so.....Yea. Gotta' break a few.

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 02:51 PM
'K... here's a song I need narrated... give it a listen. See what your noble mind can make of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZx-kjon-E Cool. Yr A metal head too, huh? My YouTube isn't playin' it now though. I'll have to try it again later. No, not yet... I think I might have to learn it tho... is there a school or sumtin'??

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 02:53 PM
So what was your first meal?? breakfast for 350... that's a lotta eggs!! The eggs are in cartons, like milk see? No need to break 1000 or so eggs. Of course...some people request fried eggs...so.....Yea. Gotta' break a few. You should see army cooks... when I was in they didn't have the pastuized stuff... they waz breakin eggs... you screw up and you get to help 'em.

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 04/03/10 02:56 PM
'K... here's a song I need narrated... give it a listen. See what your noble mind can make of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZx-kjon-E Cool. Yr A metal head too, huh? My YouTube isn't playin' it now though. I'll have to try it again later. No, not yet... I think I might have to learn it tho... is there a school or sumtin'?? I learned from Circus Magazine in the 80's and went from there. Of course...I branched out into other chit along the way...but metal was my baby......

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 03:04 PM
Circus folded didn't it? Didn't think about a magazine tho... hmm. I'll learn it... in time. Just something new... need to check it out tho.

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 04/03/10 07:31 PM
So...are we doin' a song or what? It's about 9 O'clock, right? It's a Saturday, see? The regular crowd seems to have shuffled in.....

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 07:34 PM Edited by Teditis on Sat 04/03/10 07:35 PM
You know... Honesty, it's such a lonely word... it's 10:30 here, see?

ConchaMaria Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 246	Sat 04/03/10 07:35 PM
It's 7:30 here.

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 04/03/10 07:38 PM
You know... Honesty, it's such a lonely word... it's 10:30 here, see? Every one seems so un-true though, see? God...I HATE Billy Joel! Sorry...I just think he's an arrogant prick. He's got some good tunes though...gotta' hand him that. **** it. I guess I could dig the man if I gave him another chance.....

ConchaMaria Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 246	Sat 04/03/10 07:41 PM
You know... Honesty, it's such a lonely word... it's 10:30 here, see? Every one seems so un-true though, see? God...I HATE Billy Joel! Sorry...I just think he's an arrogant prick. He's got some good tunes though...gotta' hand him that. **** it. I guess I could dig the man if I gave him another chance..... Life's too short for that. If you're not enjoying the book....DON'T FINISH IT!

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 07:43 PM
You know... Honesty, it's such a lonely word... it's 10:30 here, see? Every one seems so un-true though, see? God...I HATE Billy Joel! Sorry...I just think he's an arrogant prick. He's got some good tunes though...gotta' hand him that. **** it. I guess I could dig the man if I gave him another chance..... Life's too short for that. If you're not enjoying the book....DON'T FINISH IT! She's gotta point... who the hell is BJ to you... fug 'im!!

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 07:45 PM
If life were a river of dreams... he'd just be a log jam in your path...

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 04/03/10 07:46 PM
O.K. I started this thread to expose the stupidity of Billy Joels lyrics, right? Now we have arrived at this point. What point? What does it mean? I have NO idea. I've got a lawyer now though, see?

Teditis Joined Sun 03/07/10 Posts: 3597	Sat 04/03/10 07:50 PM
The point? It's that catholic girls start much too late... right?

ConchaMaria Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 246	Sat 04/03/10 07:55 PM
What have we learned from all this? Not a f***ing thing.