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'K... here's a song I need narrated... give it a listen. See what your noble mind can make of it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZx-kjon-E |
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So what was your first meal?? breakfast for 350... that's a lotta eggs!!
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Yea...but I did it, see? I figured that they had recipes, right? So I looked into their computer. Told me everything I needed...all the ingredients...and it even modified the amounts depending on how many people I was cooking for, see? I figured...If I followed THAT, well...nobody could complain. Worked out great. Wound up cooking for 2 different hospitals over a 6 year time. Nobody ever complained.....
Of course...eventually I kinda' flipped out cuz' I had been suffering severe OCD for, like...20 years. I kinda' lost my mind after a bit..... |
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'K... here's a song I need narrated... give it a listen. See what your noble mind can make of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZx-kjon-E 
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Ya' know... that's actually fuggin amazing, really. That takes talent, ambition, ballz, and imagination.
The OCD thing sucks of course... mine ain't so bad... more funny stuff then anything... more like speeding then debilitating. Well, parts of it... 
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So what was your first meal?? breakfast for 350... that's a lotta eggs!! The eggs are in cartons, like milk see? No need to break 1000 or so eggs. Of course...some people request fried eggs...so.....Yea. Gotta' break a few.
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'K... here's a song I need narrated... give it a listen. See what your noble mind can make of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZx-kjon-E
No, not yet... I think I might have to learn it tho... is there a school or sumtin'?? 
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So what was your first meal?? breakfast for 350... that's a lotta eggs!! The eggs are in cartons, like milk see? No need to break 1000 or so eggs. Of course...some people request fried eggs...so.....Yea. Gotta' break a few.
You should see army cooks... when I was in they didn't have the pastuized stuff... they waz breakin eggs... you screw up and you get to help 'em.
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'K... here's a song I need narrated... give it a listen. See what your noble mind can make of it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZx-kjon-E
No, not yet... I think I might have to learn it tho... is there a school or sumtin'??
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Circus folded didn't it? Didn't think about a magazine tho... hmm.
I'll learn it... in time. Just something new... need to check it out tho.
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So...are we doin' a song or what? It's about 9 O'clock, right? It's a Saturday, see? The regular crowd seems to have shuffled in.....
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Edited by
Teditis
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Sat 04/03/10 07:35 PM
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You know... Honesty, it's such a lonely word... it's 10:30 here, see?
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It's 7:30 here.
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You know... Honesty, it's such a lonely word... it's 10:30 here, see? 
Sorry...I just think he's an arrogant prick. He's got some good tunes though...gotta' hand him that. **** it. I guess I could dig the man if I gave him another chance..... |
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You know... Honesty, it's such a lonely word... it's 10:30 here, see?
Sorry...I just think he's an arrogant prick. He's got some good tunes though...gotta' hand him that. **** it. I guess I could dig the man if I gave him another chance..... Life's too short for that. If you're not enjoying the book....DON'T FINISH IT! 
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You know... Honesty, it's such a lonely word... it's 10:30 here, see?
Sorry...I just think he's an arrogant prick. He's got some good tunes though...gotta' hand him that. **** it. I guess I could dig the man if I gave him another chance..... Life's too short for that. If you're not enjoying the book....DON'T FINISH IT!
She's gotta point... who the hell is BJ to you... fug 'im!!
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If life were a river of dreams... he'd just be a log jam in your path...
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O.K. I started this thread to expose the stupidity of Billy Joels lyrics, right? Now we have arrived at this point. What point? What does it mean? I have NO idea. I've got a lawyer now though, see?
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The point? It's that catholic girls start much too late... right?
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What have we learned from all this? Not a f***ing thing.
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