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Topic: Car 4 Sale
JimNastics4u Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 614	Mon 01/25/10 11:26 AM
Great condition. Best offer. It smokes... a little. cough

billwh Joined Sat 02/03/07 Posts: 8	Mon 01/25/10 12:40 PM
Osha's new response for D.D.T. on mosquito killing.

CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Tue 01/26/10 08:23 AM
Target acuired!Fire!!

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Tue 01/26/10 08:31 AM
What no cash for clunkers ?

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Tue 01/26/10 01:37 PM
what is that smoking? oil in water/valve/ or what? my miserable piece of shitz car saturn swl did that very same thing, then quit. it was the valve covers or something that cost a fortune.

JimNastics4u Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 614	Tue 01/26/10 03:31 PM
what is that smoking? oil in water/valve/ or what? my miserable piece of shitz car saturn swl did that very same thing, then quit. it was the valve covers or something that cost a fortune. Yes, this car likely has engine problems. Because the smoke is white, it could be a cracked block. If the smoke was black, it would indicate oil was being burned and this could be caused either by wornout rings, or the valve seals.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21488	Tue 01/26/10 03:45 PM
That's oil smoke dude.

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Tue 01/26/10 06:20 PM
yup valve seals. i would like to drive the damn thing over a cliff. but i am stuck. thanks to precision tune, lakevold, wa. never buy a car from those guys. they said i could drive it to new york city. ya, with a TOW TRUCK behind if u r reading this, dude.

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Tue 01/26/10 08:27 PM
Well, I don't live out in the sticks. But, the other day at the local grocery store, I saw an add for a 69 Pinto station wagon! And they wanted $1600 for it!

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Tue 01/26/10 08:49 PM
Damn a classic !

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Wed 01/27/10 12:34 PM
PINTO FORD>>>FIX OR REPAIR DAILY> BEWARE

xbombxchellex Joined Sat 01/09/10 Posts: 60	Wed 01/27/10 04:34 PM
lmao men

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21488	Wed 01/27/10 05:14 PM
Well, I don't live out in the sticks. But, the other day at the local grocery store, I saw an add for a 69 Pinto station wagon! And they wanted $1600 for it! Well worth it. Most of them were lost in fires. It will be worth a million bucks someday.

Duffy Joined Sat 10/07/06 Posts: 3775	Thu 01/28/10 12:53 PM
a million bucks? um don't think so. drove one. a pile of tin. if memory served me correctly, gas tank was in back end, and fires started when hit from behind or something like that...big recall....class action lawsuits. my lp said FCU. i got honks. well it really belonged to shirley, the 4-h home advisor.

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