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| Topic: answer a silly Q. ask a silly Q. - part 2 | |
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yikes.
why am I not asleep? |
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speed?
how much? |
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negative.
Why are tickets called...tickets? |
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cause you gotta pay for em?
Why does time fly when we're havin fun? |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Sat 02/13/10 12:38 AM
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Because it just does.
If you had the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose? |
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Dogs can howl, but gorillas that know sign language are rare.
Can the dog howl while the gorilla interperts the sign language? |
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that was what I was wondering!!
 have you ever been in a real haunted house? |
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When I was little. We used to go play at a old house by my grandparents house out in the country. My sister and older cousins would tell me the house was haunted to scare me.
Did your older siblings or cousins tell you things like that when you were little? |
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yes, freaked me out good one time in particular. Telling me about a baby that died in their house and was left in the vent, and they were passing this crying doll behind there backs as they told the story, at first the sound was really faint and then got louder as they passed the doll around.
are you good at telling ghost stories and scaring people? |
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Not really at the stories.
 But my looks would scare the chitt out of just about anyone. Do you like ghost stories? |
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Yes. Muahahahahahaha!
 If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? |
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because they float
if you could slay a dragon would you go to a taxidermist with it? |
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No.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? |
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Absolutely
Do your species mate for life? 
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Edited by
TadpoleAddy
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Sat 02/13/10 02:16 AM
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Yes, and we bite their heads off with our mouth pincers when we're done.
Why do cheeseburgers enjoy sticking to my lips? |
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thick cheese?
Why are there ants? |
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Because God wanted tiny little beasts to steal my chicken wings.
 Have you ever heard a cat fart? |
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Nope but I've seen my dog look at his rear then get up and run away, lol
Do you have cats? |
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Nope but I've seen my dog look at his rear then get up and run away, lol
Do you have cats? |
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If a tree falls.....
and some1 is there to catch it, does it make a sound? 
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