i would have woken up to a big breakfast cooked by a handsome guy.

OK, I'll play.

I wish I would have woken up to Billie Piper bringing me a Pepsi and a nice eleven-figure royalty check.

Dream Large....

it was no game :)


Men need to learn how to cook.

And women need to learn how to gut a fish!

Me too...First I need the guy

Most men I've known like to cook, which is good, because I don't.

We know, the problem is we don't like to do it all the time, well unless our job is chef.

On that note, I wish I would would have woken up to a hot sexy blonde working on my truck. Female auto mechanics are rare these days.

thought it was gonna be a game too


But the men I know not only can cook but they cook great!!!

I'll sit there & look cute, while he cooks.

I do enjoy cooking topless though,

be careful when frying chicken
that oil splatter can be a doozieeeeeee

Don't you burn your tatas doing that though?

I have one time.

Depending what Im cooking.

But I dunno, Im always around the house topless haha.

shirts at home are for suckers!

Household tip:

Men, if you're going to fry bacon in a pan for breakfast for your mate while cooking naked, at least wear an apron, hot bacon grease may cause 1st and second degree burns.

ha!

Robbi and I cook together...

if you know what I mean!!!

I know several men who can cook.

Not me, I can't cook at all without starting a 9-alarm fire. It isn't right for me to endanger the lives of others like that.

<---- cooks ... AND backchecks as well ( hockey joke ) lmao

top 10 man-rules for women:

1. Crying is blackmail.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat, you're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. If it's down, put it up. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.

4. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

5. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

6. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

7. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

8. A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor.

9. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

10. Talking too much will cause a penalty flag to appear.


http://www.toptentopten.com/topten/man+rules+for+women+

I cook alone

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never mind