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Topic: Forget about deep thoughts...
wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Thu 01/28/10 11:21 PM
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact Also, prepare yourself for a sharp U-turn on 2012.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Fri 01/29/10 12:22 PM
Brush your teeth everyday. Everything else can be put off.

Mikebert4 Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 164	Fri 01/29/10 04:14 PM
Brush your teeth everyday. Everything else can be put off. wear sunscreen.

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 01/29/10 05:04 PM
Brush your teeth everyday. Everything else can be put off. That really makes me feel bad. I put off brushing.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Fri 01/29/10 05:40 PM
Brush your teeth everyday. Everything else can be put off. That really makes me feel bad. I put off brushing.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Wed 02/10/10 09:24 PM
Brush your teeth everyday. Everything else can be put off. Don't forget a good supply of feminine hygiene products, either. You don't want to leave a trail through space for the space-sharks to hunt you down.

RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Thu 02/11/10 09:41 PM
Is it time to try "plan B" yet?

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Thu 02/11/10 10:32 PM Edited by Quietman_2009 on Thu 02/11/10 10:32 PM
My Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of my brothers and sisters died of tuberculosis.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Thu 02/11/10 10:42 PM
Every saction counts for Eternity.....because the life of each and every indivual is important to the fabric of the Whole.

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Thu 02/11/10 10:44 PM
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Fri 02/12/10 01:32 AM
Every saction counts for Eternity.....because the life of each and every indivual is important to the fabric of the Whole. Opps....see what happens when the spell check is off. Every action counts for Eternity, because the life of each and every individual is important to the fabric of the Whole.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 02/12/10 05:33 PM
BBQ

bedlum1 Joined Tue 05/12/09 Posts: 5335	Fri 02/12/10 05:44 PM
what? wait! i forgot what i was thing..

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Fri 02/12/10 06:05 PM Edited by Quietman_2009 on Fri 02/12/10 06:05 PM
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Peter_Pan69 Joined Sun 08/23/09 Posts: 2781	Fri 02/12/10 10:11 PM
Think about right here, right now, in your face daily life philosophy. What is yours? have fun...

Zion1976 Joined Tue 04/07/09 Posts: 4	Fri 02/12/10 10:40 PM
Kinda hard to see eye to eye that way but probably safer

Zion1976 Joined Tue 04/07/09 Posts: 4	Fri 02/12/10 10:46 PM
Is the begining of this story 2012? Or the end?

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Fri 02/12/10 10:48 PM
when you are flying forward into the future in a time machine try not to hang your elbow out the window. It'll turn into a fossil

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 02/12/10 11:38 PM
the weather, my weekend, out of this truck. The fundamental lure of apathy during detrimental awakenings of self inflicted thoughts being echoed wildly through the hollow shell of my cranium sinuses, as I yarn!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 02/12/10 11:44 PM
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." And if a kid asks 'where do babies come from?' Never tell them that the stork brings them. Because they might reply 'Well, who f**ks the stork then?'