Tossed my exes stuff out the 3rd story window and then pushed him out
after it.

Climbed an icy NYC fire escape in the middle of winter dead drunk with a
friend to get him through a window so his mother wouldn't catch him
drinking. In high heels no les. I have had some fun times (and they're
not done yet)...

Getting ready to go out and par-tay. Wish me luck and lots of
tequila... :)

I have a crazy thing I did...It seems almost stalkerish!!

this is kinda long but i'll try to make it short..

I was staying in the BOQ's (Basic officers Quarters) while my husband
and kids went to the next duty station..(I remained behind to finish up
my degree..i lacked 2 months)

Well my husband got me the room under his name..so they had put my in
the mens wing thinking I was male..

the rooms were seperate but you shared a bathroom between two rooms..so
I knew I had a room mate but I never saw him..

Well I had a single friend that was always lookign for Mr Right...and
she knew my room mate was an officer..so she'd ask me what he looked
like...I said..I have no idea I've never seen him....I said..I dont'
even think he lives there because i never hear him or see him...but his
toothbrush and toothpast mouthwash and shampoo were in there..soo..she
instructed me to angle his toothbrush in the holder in a fashion that
couldnt' be repeated..for a solid week i watched his toothbrush and it
never changed...I was pretty sure he was living out in town or somethign
with a girlfriend..

I got pretty comfortable thinking i was alone there...i had my makeup
and hair products and female products all strung out through the
bathroom..I had even bought pink bathmatts and pretty stuff to decorate
the room...

then one day I noticed the toothbrush changed!!...YIKES!!..then i start
hearing him in the morning in the shower each morning...I had plum
forgot about my invisible room mate..

so my friend asks me to find out what he looks like..if he is black or
white..yadda yadda yadda..well.I knew he must have awesome teeth because
he had the best toothpaste ever..I know..i used some of
it..*lol*..well..he had shaved his head and some of the hair was in the
trash in the bathroom..it was black hair..But i didn't know if it was
black hair..or white hair...

so my friend asks me to bring her the hair and she would identify
it...so I would say the craziest thing i ever did was gather up some
strangers hair to take to my friend and we stood in the parking lot on
campus running our fingers through his hair trying to figure out if he
was black or white..*lmfao*

I'm saving my story for the Jerry Springer show and I can't spill the
beads...errr beans!!!!!!!!!!

****ed a tailand whore

oh i guess i should have posted mine in the craziest thing i ever did
thread..my bad!!

surgi00 that was funny but very interesting. Did you ever see him
once?

ok posting it here..since it seems more appropriate. sex in a church
parking lot...

Bored...

Well I eventually saw him when he went to do his laundry down the
hall....he was white..black hair..the problem was..he was only like
5'5..and my friend is the same height as me..5'9...so she was no longer
interested after i went through ALL THAT!!

aww was he cute?

Bored..

Well I thought he was...but she said he was to short...needless to say
for the next month he became a pain in my ass...he was always in the
shower when he KNEW i had to be...if i started setting my alarm for
earlier..his would get earlier...I swear he was trying to make me late
for school...

and I'm almost positive he was using my razor and shampoo!!

wow he was weird

You don't want to hear the story about my ex the transsexual, trust me
it's really bizarre and not all that funny (well, maybe a little)... :)

transexual ex!? That sounds like a potential crazy story
is it nasty?

Let's just say I've got enough material from enough relationships to
host a talk show of my own. That's why I like being single, I have a
lot less hair raising (and hair losing) experiences and a lot more
fun... :)

bump

I can't answer this....they are still looking for me.....

When I was a KID- I blew up my neighboors mailbox with a

m-80... He was a really mean man...

shame on me

wow teddy!

Tripped my brother everytime he walked by

Then blamed it on him being clumsy

They Believed me!!

fallen that's funny


So far the absolute worst are

A. Peeing on an ex's toothbrush when he leaves you pregnant with 2nd
child

B. Filling an apple juice bottle with URINE for a prank for a greedy
co-worker who eats everyone's food.

C. Cleaning the toilet with someone's toothbrush