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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 4
galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 09:21 PM
I think Tarzan can't pull the men/ women ticket, alone..you know what I mean.. I fit everyone I was going to make a joke at your expense, but since a good fitting bra is every woman's dream...I'll just be nice and keep you as a FRIENDLY fitter!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 01/20/10 09:22 PM
Now here is the perfect island bra! Kinda looks like a different cup size is required... Sharris, can you help this woman out???

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Wed 01/20/10 09:28 PM
Now here is the perfect island bra! Kinda looks like a different cup size is required... Sharris, can you help this woman out??? the island has an expense account..so fire away..actually..I keep this one in stock, comes in colors and you can interchange when needing to adapt for asymmetrical and symmetrical. It is not uncommon to encounter this. We will be having a year end clearance sale on all back stock to make way for new sizes and colors..Those jello shots tend to add inches...everywhere. Before you know it..it will be black Friday again.

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Wed 01/20/10 09:31 PM
As I stated before, it is a favorite.. It is part of our Braille Concepts line..Keeps you in touch with someone's reality..offers a real hands on experience.

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Wed 01/20/10 09:33 PM
I forgot to advise..it is not in the underwire, we do have panties to match.

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Wed 01/20/10 09:42 PM
I forgot to advise..it is not in the underwire, we do have panties to match. Hut hours ..there are none, catch me when you see me..Sheena always carries her knife and pink tape measure.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 01/21/10 04:33 AM
Now here is the perfect island bra! Kinda looks like a different cup size is required... Sharris, can you help this woman out??? the island has an expense account..so fire away..actually..I keep this one in stock, comes in colors and you can interchange when needing to adapt for asymmetrical and symmetrical. It is not uncommon to encounter this. We will be having a year end clearance sale on all back stock to make way for new sizes and colors..Those jello shots tend to add inches...everywhere. Before you know it..it will be black Friday again. As Tarzan (always wanting to be helpful), I did an independent study of the bra with the idea of making it more versatile. Using my hands as a model, I believe I can now safely make a "one size fits all" version. I'm ready for some field trials!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Thu 01/21/10 04:54 AM
morning islanders!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 01/21/10 06:18 AM
Good morning! I woke up and had to adjust the braille bra, in which I fell asleep...it wandered!

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Thu 01/21/10 06:51 AM
Good morning! I woke up and had to adjust the braille bra, in which I fell asleep...it wandered! We had two fits on that one..the traveling salesman,comes with a voucher for a room rebate, and the Roman...sometimes the nose gets in the way..Be careful, there is a disclaimer as well, we are not responsible where you may end up..some have been known to cause sleep walking and cravings for parmigianno reggiano and chianti.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 01/21/10 06:58 AM
I just learned that today is "National Hugging Day!" I think we should celebrate on the island!

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Thu 01/21/10 07:02 AM
Now here is the perfect island bra! Kinda looks like a different cup size is required... Sharris, can you help this woman out??? the island has an expense account..so fire away..actually..I keep this one in stock, comes in colors and you can interchange when needing to adapt for asymmetrical and symmetrical. It is not uncommon to encounter this. We will be having a year end clearance sale on all back stock to make way for new sizes and colors..Those jello shots tend to add inches...everywhere. Before you know it..it will be black Friday again. As Tarzan (always wanting to be helpful), I did an independent study of the bra with the idea of making it more versatile. Using my hands as a model, I believe I can now safely make a "one size fits all" version. I'm ready for some field trials! Those trials will need to be documented, I have come up with a system..call and reply today, in the next 10 mins and you can receive ..not one but TWO of our Braille Concepts...in the flesh tone..sunscreen required and a minimum of 30 days with access to our custom fit expert's, expertise. In the event she is out gathering coconuts,an appointment will be made with one of her assistants and handy all around good guy..Tarzan.Call and order today..1-800..the Big Kahuna..call now while these operators are empty-handed.

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Thu 01/21/10 07:06 AM
I just learned that today is "National Hugging Day!" I think we should celebrate on the island! I have a memo that the Big Kahuna is planning something..Honk if You're wearing Your Bra..DAy "Coconuts Unite"

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Thu 01/21/10 01:12 PM
I taught the monkeys living by my hut how to dress in coconut bras and grass skirts and how to do the hula....

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Thu 01/21/10 01:17 PM
and these guys keep showin' up!!!! Go Away! Shoo !!!! Shoo!!!!!!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Thu 01/21/10 01:33 PM
I just learned that today is "National Hugging Day!" I think we should celebrate on the island! I have a memo that the Big Kahuna is planning something..Honk if You're wearing Your Bra..DAy "Coconuts Unite" Great Kahuna has patent on a "Theraputic Bra"; fingers are slightly seperated & flexible. Thus movement causes the fingers to move & massage the breast & any protrusions. This seems to give the wearer a VERY pleasurable massage & an excellent cardio work out. Sheena is trying to steal the patent, but the paper work is already filed. Hope to make a fortune off this.

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Thu 01/21/10 01:41 PM
I just learned that today is "National Hugging Day!" I think we should celebrate on the island! I have a memo that the Big Kahuna is planning something..Honk if You're wearing Your Bra..DAy "Coconuts Unite" Great Kahuna has patent on a "Theraputic Bra"; fingers are slightly seperated & flexible. Thus movement causes the fingers to move & massage the breast & any protrusions. This seems to give the wearer a VERY pleasurable massage & an excellent cardio work out. Sheena is trying to steal the patent, but the paper work is already filed. Hope to make a fortune off this.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Thu 01/21/10 04:42 PM
Well the new island attire sure seems alot more appealing than the coconut bra? Sheena, can I make an appointment?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 01/21/10 05:20 PM
Hey girls...here's my evening bra....like it?

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Thu 01/21/10 05:28 PM
Well the new island attire sure seems alot more appealing than the coconut bra? Sheena, can I make an appointment? [/quote and your preference..my calendar has openings.. the Bigger Than Before Weekend Sale is coming up. We are overstocked and dot com..extravaganza..Don't miss it..appointments are not necessary. I think Tarzan and Big Kahuna..are making plans.. they sure are a couple of handy guys..I have never seen such dedicated helpers..Boy, Penneys could use a couple like this..