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Topic: Autistic Cannibal Dating
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Fri 01/08/10 04:53 PM
Just when you think it can't get any more specialized....

This is just wrong, on so many levels. At least two, anyway.


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Fri 01/08/10 04:56 PM

Just when you think it can't get any more specialized....

This is just wrong, on so many levels. At least two, anyway.



So, what you got against dating an autistic cannibal?spock Do I detect a bit of prejudice?:wink:

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Fri 01/08/10 04:59 PM
oh!

sorry

I thought it said artistic cannibals

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Fri 01/08/10 05:00 PM
hey Lex....stop hating on autistic cannibals. They need love too laugh

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Fri 01/08/10 05:01 PM


Just when you think it can't get any more specialized....

This is just wrong, on so many levels. At least two, anyway.



So, what you got against dating an autistic cannibal?spock Do I detect a bit of prejudice?:wink:


Uh, I'm just going to refer to it as a "preference." Yeah, that's it.


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Fri 01/08/10 05:02 PM

hey Lex....stop hating on autistic cannibals. They need love too laugh


I'm just annoyed because eHarmony never said THEY were unmatchable.


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Fri 01/08/10 05:03 PM
autistic cannibals need love to...

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Fri 01/08/10 05:03 PM


hey Lex....stop hating on autistic cannibals. They need love too laugh


I'm just annoyed because eHarmony never said THEY were unmatchable.




hmmmmmm could be a hint? :tongue:

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Fri 01/08/10 05:04 PM

oh!

sorry

I thought it said artistic cannibals


I was going to use that, but have you ever seen their paintings? Ick.


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Fri 01/08/10 05:05 PM

autistic cannibals need love to...


Yeah, but it's sort of self-defeating if they meet in person and one of them ends up being dinner.

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Fri 01/08/10 05:07 PM



hey Lex....stop hating on autistic cannibals. They need love too laugh


I'm just annoyed because eHarmony never said THEY were unmatchable.




hmmmmmm could be a hint? :tongue:


Not until I see their answers on the 29-point matching personality questionnaire....

Question 7. What is the most important characteristic you look for in a partner?

"Delicious intestines."


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Fri 01/08/10 05:08 PM


oh!

sorry

I thought it said artistic cannibals


I was going to use that, but have you ever seen their paintings? Ick.



Ya' oughta' check her out after painting her? OOHHH, LA, LA!!drool WAPPCG, Wild autistic painted pygmy cannibal gals!

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Fri 01/08/10 05:10 PM
"Delicious intestines."

now THAT is true inner beauty laugh

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Fri 01/08/10 05:10 PM



oh!

sorry

I thought it said artistic cannibals


I was going to use that, but have you ever seen their paintings? Ick.



Ya' oughta' check her out after painting her? OOHHH, LA, LA!!drool WAPPCG, Wild autistic painted pygmy cannibal gals!


You should pitch that to the "Girls Gone Wild" guy. Or National Geographic. Either way is good.

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Fri 01/08/10 05:11 PM

"Delicious intestines."

now THAT is true inner beauty laugh


Oddly enough, I don't think I've ever seen that phrase in a profile. Or if I did, it was misspelled.


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Fri 01/08/10 05:16 PM
I always look for whats on the inside of a person.:tongue:


Ya never know whatcha gonna git.
noway


And doesnt a nibble here and there make ya all tingly insidebigsmile

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Fri 01/08/10 05:16 PM
I'm thinkin' to try the Caustic Anabolics instead ...

pitchfork ... I just wanna use 'em for their ATP and then kick 'em to the curb!

I hear the Chef cooks 'em to quite a treat! ... winking

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Fri 01/08/10 05:17 PM

And doesnt a nibble here and there make ya all tingly insidebigsmile


Up to a point, but the presence of the knife and fork tends to put a damper on it.


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Fri 01/08/10 05:18 PM

pitchfork ... I just wanna use 'em for their ATP and then kick 'em to the curb!


Well, I don't know what motor oil has to do with it, but there's always AutoZone.


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Fri 01/08/10 05:27 PM


pitchfork ... I just wanna use 'em for their ATP and then kick 'em to the curb!


Well, I don't know what motor oil has to do with it, but there's always AutoZone.




Well? ... I am in need of a good Circadian Rhythm alignment and Metabolic overhaul ...

... And said dating site banner has yet to even display!?

Still, I'll feel so cheapened just buying it on the street corner and all ... sad

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