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... And said dating site banner has yet to even display!? It came to me in a vision. Not a particularly pleasant or desirable vision, actually. |
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... And said dating site banner has yet to even display!? It came to me in a vision. Not a particularly pleasant or desirable vision, actually. My eyes, my eyes ... It buuuuurrrrrnnnnsssss ... 
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... And said dating site banner has yet to even display!? It came to me in a vision. Not a particularly pleasant or desirable vision, actually. My eyes, my eyes ... It buuuuurrrrrnnnnsssss ... Well, it was either that or Celibate Gay Llamas with Lower Back Pain Dating. And that one seemed a little far-fetched. |
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Someone told me once, it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home. Ew, all this time I thought they were talking about something else!
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Someone told me once, it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home. Ew, all this time I thought they were talking about something else! That would only work if I lived at Burger King. Actually that's not a bad idea. |
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... And said dating site banner has yet to even display!? It came to me in a vision. Not a particularly pleasant or desirable vision, actually. My eyes, my eyes ... It buuuuurrrrrnnnnsssss ... Well, it was either that or Celibate Gay Llamas with Lower Back Pain Dating. And that one seemed a little far-fetched. Eh, seems reasonable enough to *me ... *(consider the source ...) Now, were it to be expanded to Quadriplegic Celibate Gay Llamas with Lower Back Pain that Wheeze w/ a Lisp Dating ... I mean c'mon' already ... That's just so unPC! Hey! Even I might lift one eyebrow, certainly not two! I'm very tired now... |
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... And said dating site banner has yet to even display!? It came to me in a vision. Not a particularly pleasant or desirable vision, actually. My eyes, my eyes ... It buuuuurrrrrnnnnsssss ... Well, it was either that or Celibate Gay Llamas with Lower Back Pain Dating. And that one seemed a little far-fetched. Eh, seems reasonable enough to *me ... *(consider the source ...) Now, were it to be expanded to Quadriplegic Celibate Gay Llamas with Lower Back Pain that Wheeze w/ a Lisp Dating ... I mean c'mon' already ... That's just so unPC! Hey! Even I might lift one eyebrow, certainly not two! I'm very tired now... They have a dating site for people with one eyebrow.... |
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Autism is NO laughing matter....
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Autism is NO laughing matter.... By that standard, no one could ever post anything, because there's always the possibility someone will take offense. Sorry, this is conceptual humor, theater of the absurd, all that. I'm not asking you to appreciate it, I'm just asking that you not rain on the parade of those who do. |
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Autism is NO laughing matter.... Esp. when they are cannibals ... |
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Autism is NO laughing matter.... Esp. when they are cannibals ... You'll be hearing from my lawyer.... |
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Edited by
Dancere
on
Fri 01/08/10 06:22 PM
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Autism is NO laughing matter.... Esp. when they are cannibals ... You'll be hearing from my lawyer.... I'd rather hear from your accountant over some Fava Beans and a nice Chianti ....  ... FFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffff ...! Pssst: Tribbles ... I took a gander at your profile; you are such a handsome young lad ... Please put your pic up, I love it! ... 
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Cannibal lawyer...hmm sounds like an expensive meal.
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... And said dating site banner has yet to even display!? It came to me in a vision. Not a particularly pleasant or desirable vision, actually. My eyes, my eyes ... It buuuuurrrrrnnnnsssss ... Well, it was either that or Celibate Gay Llamas with Lower Back Pain Dating. And that one seemed a little far-fetched. Eh, seems reasonable enough to *me ... *(consider the source ...) Now, were it to be expanded to Quadriplegic Celibate Gay Llamas with Lower Back Pain that Wheeze w/ a Lisp Dating ... I mean c'mon' already ... That's just so unPC! Hey! Even I might lift one eyebrow, certainly not two! I'm very tired now... They have a dating site for people with one eyebrow.... ...  ... Say it isn't so, and just when I thought I'd outrun them all!? Well, I sure hope you've lost my number ... I'm so needin' a matched set ... 
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hey Lex....stop hating on autistic cannibals. They need love too  I'm just annoyed because eHarmony never said THEY were unmatchable. Hahahahha - yea for E-harm and all the harm they do! |
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Cannibal lawyer...hmm sounds like an expensive meal. That's the next reality show on Fox. |
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So I'm startin' to get the feelin' we're not gettin' any Ruffles after all?
Is it just cuz they all have ridges? ...  I swear I can change, put me in the game, Coach! ... 
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hey Lex....stop hating on autistic cannibals. They need love too I'm just annoyed because eHarmony never said THEY were unmatchable. Hahahahha - yea for E-harm and all the harm they do! I keep thinking what would have happened if I ended up in one of their scary commercials.... |
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So I'm startin' to get the feelin' we're not gettin' any Ruffles after all? Is it just cuz they all have ridges? ... I swear I can change, put me in the game, Coach! ... Are you sure? The game is blindfolded Twister with a gorilla. |
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So I'm startin' to get the feelin' we're not gettin' any Ruffles after all? Is it just cuz they all have ridges? ... I swear I can change, put me in the game, Coach! ... Are you sure? The game is blindfolded Twister with a gorilla. As long as I get to be the Gorilla ( no big change there ...*sigh* ) and we don't blindfold The Twister TOO tight; last time we put his eye out! |
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