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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 01/07/10 04:08 PM
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I was talking to a friend who was looking a bit dejected.
"Why the sad face? I thought you had a hot date last night?" "I did. But it turned out all wrong and she dumped me because of the damned condom!" "Why was that?!" I asked. "Well. We were really making out and then she pulled this condom out of the bedside drawer. It was covered in ridges and bumps and all sorts of bits hanging off of it. I asked her why it was like that. She told me that it would give her more pleasure." "What made her dump you then!" "Well. He groaned "I thought to myself, 'Why should she have all the fun?' So I turned it inside out!" |
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