Walt Disney didn't die. He's in to add on to his Lilly pad. Now, Mr.
Toad needed money to undertake this project, so he went down to the bank
to get a loan. There at the teller window was his old friend, Ms.
Patricia Wack. Hello, Patricia, said Mr. Toad. "I need a loan so I can
add onto my lily pad." Well, Mr. Toad, we can lend you the money, but we
need some collateral. Do you have anything you can give us? Mr. Toad
went through his bag of possessions and came out with a little gold
statue. "This is all I have," he said. "Well, I don't know," said
Patricia. "Let me ask the president." So Patricia walked into the
President's office and said, "Mr. Toad needs a loan, but this is all he
has as collateral," and she handed him the statue. The president looked
at the statue and said, "It's a nick-nack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a
loan."

Ooooooooooooooooooohhhh. I really need a drink now, something stronger
than coffee... :)

It is good to see there are others out there with humor as warped as
mine thanx for the groaner

ha ha ha

It was funny... but I don't get what it had to do with Walt Disney...