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What is a saying you remember as a child that was told to you by someone you REMEMBER as being OLD,,wink,
Come-on,,,lets give-up them old lines,,,lol Mine was an uncle who said,,,'We better hurry, we're burning up the sun.. 
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My mom told me if I ever kissed a boy while I was wearing a bathing suit I could get pregnant...
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an aunt, who used to say "you make a better door than a window" usually said when we were standing in front of her tv.
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My sweet Mom used to say, "I'll pin your tin ears back" and "If you do, you'll wish you hadn't!"
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My mom would tell me, "Someday this is all going to come back to you". This came true with my second child!!
 Gee, thanks Mom!!
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If you don!t stop doing that. you will go blind.
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Yeah fastlinnie, thank goodness for lasik surgery!
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And remember there your cousins
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If you don!t stop doing that. you will go blind.
no one notices a blind dog,  
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My mom used to tell us she was gonna 'pinch the tar out of us' when we wouldn't be still in church..
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"When pigs fly..." when we wanted something.
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My aunt used to always say, "We grow too soon old and too late smart."
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If you don!t stop doing that. you will go blind.
I just told my boys to do it till they had a good pair of glasses |
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If you don!t stop doing that. you will go blind.
I just told my boys to do it till they had a good pair of glasses
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when I was a kid, at the 1962 Texas state fair, I picked up a dime off the ground and being a little kid, I stuck it in my mouth
my mom said "don't put that in your mouth you don't know where it came from. some mexican may have had it in his hand" that is the old school thought in Texas and it struck me as weird when I was a little kid now I know that it is just the oldtimer way of thinking in Texas |
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My dad said "He would buy that for me, when his boat came in". When I asked when that would be he would say "never" ...lol
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If you wish in one hand and crap in the other which one do you have the most of.
I hated that one. |
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When I would ask to do something and my Mom would say no and I would argue that everyone else was going she would answer, "If your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too" I hated that line>
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My dad had a saying of, on the second Tuesday of next week,
as to when WE might do THAT,,, 
He also would see a flat chested lady and say, Look at all that meat and no potato's,,,,, He was a bit of a sick man,wink..
I heard that at six,,,didn't know what he ment til I was ten,,, |
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OK....figure these out....I never could!!! My mom was from Missouri and often said these quotes:
When we asked where she was going, she would say, "Going to Omaha for a load of hogs." When it was really cold, she would say, "It's colder than a well diggers butt."
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