Nope...lets just say i heard a couple

She is going in a different direction than I am, and the position has been filled.

Did they back peddle?

Dumbest one I can recall is, "I decided you remind me of my ex"

Davey....and that didn't dawn on them before?

Ed....tell the person they are directionally challenged

The one my friend just got : "God told me that I need to be alone."
...how do you argue with that?

Ones I've gotten in the past: (from a guy) "Actually just came over to see if your dad was in the swimming pool, no offense." ouch.

"You have the bigger heart, I have the stronger heart. That's why I'm the one leaving you." huh?

"Well she's a practicing witch...you know that. She put a spell on me with candles and bloody marys and one thing led to another.." um, yeah.

And the one that made me realize I had really bad taste in men...
"I'm tired of having to unload all my guns everytime you come over to spend the night." thank god I made it outta that one alive.

"God told me that I need to be alone."

I need to use that one....but can't use it to an Atheist

Apparently not. I really didn't know how to respond to that one.



I'd say "ok but don't call me next week when your direction changes again"

(((Yellowrose)))

how ya doing sunshine?????

You're too fat and i hate you, you freak.

I was wondering when Dan would speak up

I`m doing good sweetie , how are you doing?

I was with a friend of mine once who got dumped with the phrase, "I though you would be different".

Ummm, different than what?

doing great hon

My other response was going to be 'Your penis is way too massive'..

I knew Dan would have good excuses

lol Davey....you know.... DIFFERENT

'I cant forgive you for molesting that baby lamb'