"I just don't have any room in my life for you right now." WTF? I'm still not sure how to take that one.

tell them to clean out the cobwebs and they will have room

I mean, how much room does a cat take up anyway?

those fur balls take up a lot of room I guess.

Pffft. I always say, "Well, Pamela Anderson called, and she wants me. So, I have to answer the call of "Pam" and fulfill my destiny as her love slave. Sorry babe. You just don't measure up to Pam."

I don't measure up to one of her boobs

quite possible..he was/is a bit of a man who*e..
though he swears he was always true to me & never cheated..

Pam is awesome....and the boobage is off the chizzarts.

yep...had one of those too

And how the hell do you say "It's not you babe...it's me"? I mean, why not just say the truth here. "It really isn't you babe. I found another vagina that I love more than yours." I mean, if we are really getting to the heart of the matter, then that is actually what is said here.

I always loved, "I just need some space. Away from you". Uh huh. You just want another man's pecker. Just say it. Live a little. Not like people don't understand the code words and such. Ahhhhhhh!

I am so sorry it has come down to this,
But I must tell you, You have driven me to Priest-hood......
Goodbye.

All this time,,,,,,we've been together,,,
I 've been under-cover for the FBI Department.
And my assement is over.,,,,Goodbye.

Honey,,,lesten, twenty years ago,,I was in prison for killing my wife.
I thought as we're getting so close,,I needed to tell you...


I hate to tell you this, but I just found out last week.
I'm gay............


OHhhhhhh,,,you said,,,Common ones,,,,,

Don't go losing your head over it Kim

over what Davey my old friend

Whatever it is that's got your head rolling all over the ground... and I ain't that old.

there...i'm pounding it back in

Ive heard a few excuses but cant say they are good ones

spill it cupcake