Topic: Depression/Suicide
uk1971's photo
Fri 12/18/09 06:05 AM
I called a depression helpline yesterday and was greeted by the following automated message:

If you need help with alcohol problems, Press 1
If you need help with smoking problems, Press 2
If you need help with drug problems, Press Hash

As none of these helped me, I was feeling so suicidal I decided to swallow 1000 aspirins to kill myself.
But after I'd swallowed the first two, I felt better.

I was feeling very depressed after 9/11 and 7/7,so I called a suicide hotline.
They transferred me to a call center in Pakistan.
When I told them that I was feeling suicidal the operator became really excited and asked if I could get there soon and did I know how to drive a truck.

slaphead bigsmile :banana:


MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 12/18/09 05:30 PM

I called a depression helpline yesterday and was greeted by the following automated message:

If you need help with alcohol problems, Press 1
If you need help with smoking problems, Press 2
If you need help with drug problems, Press Hash

As none of these helped me, I was feeling so suicidal I decided to swallow 1000 aspirins to kill myself.
But after I'd swallowed the first two, I felt better.

I was feeling very depressed after 9/11 and 7/7,so I called a suicide hotline.
They transferred me to a call center in Pakistan.
When I told them that I was feeling suicidal the operator became really excited and asked if I could get there soon and did I know how to drive a truck.

slaphead bigsmile :banana:


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

harrypotter2's photo
Sat 12/19/09 02:06 PM

I called a depression helpline yesterday and was greeted by the following automated message:

If you need help with alcohol problems, Press 1
If you need help with smoking problems, Press 2
If you need help with drug problems, Press Hash

As none of these helped me, I was feeling so suicidal I decided to swallow 1000 aspirins to kill myself.
But after I'd swallowed the first two, I felt better.

I was feeling very depressed after 9/11 and 7/7,so I called a suicide hotline.
They transferred me to a call center in Pakistan.
When I told them that I was feeling suicidal the operator became really excited and asked if I could get there soon and did I know how to drive a truck.

slaphead bigsmile :banana:





laugh laugh laugh laugh