That poor woman, I would have gladly sacrificed my ex wife

My dad told me this story about a time when he was in Florida and he took my sister swimming in one of the lakes or ponds or something with one of his work buddies.

So they're just drinking, eating, talking, when the other guy's dog runs into the pond.

He runs up, cursing, and says, "I have to get him out of there! There are gators in that lake!"

My dad flipped out.

Hehe. Some people.

oh Pats

... I feel bad the woman died, and in a horrible way.

I got a dog from the pound several years ago. He was okay except he hated everyone but me. One night we were out for a walk and this guy is coming from the other way. Being a good dog owner I have the dog at heel. Before we pass the guys stops, so we stop.
Guy, "Gee what a good looking dog. Can I pet him?"
Me, "NO, he will bite you."
Dog, Ears pulling back, lip slightly curled, "I don't like this guy."
Guy advancing slightly, "Oh I have dogs, dogs like me."
Me, "NO! He WILL BITE you."
Dog, Ears now all the way back, lip even more curled, slight rumbling coming from chest, "This guy is starting to piss me off!"
Guy, advancing even closer, making kissing noises, sticking arm out.
"Oh what's a matter boy? Don't you like me?"
Dog," RRRRROOOOOOUUUUGGHHHH, GRRRRRRRR, SSSSSSSSNNNNNAAAAP !!!!!!"
Guy, " YYYYEEEEEsssussss!!! You better control that dog buddy!!!!"
Me, "WTF????"