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Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody.
the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good. |
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Women...hell, use ladies...girls even. Wemen is not even a word.
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Sounds like you blew it for whatever the "event" was for, but made a nice connection with a hot tootse.
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Women who dress like that,want you to look...They know what they're doing...
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Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody. the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good. I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that |
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Sounds like you blew it for whatever the "event" was for, but made a nice connection with a hot tootse. |
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Women...hell, use ladies...girls even. Wemen is not even a word. yeah my english sucks |
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Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody. the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good. I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that Thank goodness.....I thought it was my eyes going bad! 
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Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody. the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good. I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that really umm try reading it in english that seems to work well
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Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody. the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good. I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that Well, writing good coherent English is not everybodys strong point. |
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Too many words. You had me at hello. I love wemens.
 
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 ... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?
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... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?
I love midget porn. But only the big headed midget kind. Not the normal little people kind. |
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I like the munchkin type midgets
"we are the members of the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..." |
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... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?
I love midget porn. But only the big headed midget kind. Not the normal little people kind. When it comes to midget porn, it's all good. |
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... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?
I love midget porn. But only the big headed midget kind. Not the normal little people kind. ... 
Pass the magazine and whatevah else y'all's havin' ((((((((Chrissy)))))))) ... 
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... 'wee mens' ... isn't that a metaphor for midget porn?
I love midget porn. But only the big headed midget kind. Not the normal little people kind. ...
Pass the magazine and whatevah else y'all's havin' ((((((((Chrissy)))))))) ...
Hey Dollface. 
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kinda sounds like a "real story" taken right out of hustler
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I like the munchkin type midgets "we are the members of the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild..."  I was a miget once................
But my BODY growed,,,,,just certain PARTS stayed small,,wink,lol,
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Ok say your in a at an event and you see this hot girl and she is dressed in a nice blue dress and you it barely covers up her underwear. now i poor unsuspecting me walks through the door.sees her look at he long shaven legs just nice and a little thick,make my way up to her nice perfect round booty and you can see her bra through her shirt. and like all guys you blurt out Damn! and she looks at you and smiles then i said sorry because that was kinda rude. so i like take a look at her get her business card and walk off. then this lady saw me and told me how rude it was to stare and the event is for professionals.i said yeah that's why i have this stand and my portfolio. and out of no where she here comes 2 of the security guards. because at this point shes ranting on about god knows what and i am just standing their looking stupid trying to side step away. then i guess she tired her self out. and walked back over to hell where she came from so i just walked out and came back in due to all the attention she caused.then i became the talk of the night. and the room split in two fractions one side she was a crazy ***** and the other was i was a horny nobody. the weird thing is like at 12 when the event ended sexy lady came by and said rough night. and started to laugh i told her sorry i have eyes and its really hard not for me to look.she was like a laid back person thank fully and she didn't really mind because i gave her confidence that she looked good. I kinda had a hard time understanding any of that Well, writing good coherent English is not everybodys strong point. Read other posthttp://mingle2.com/topic/show/259236 |
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