A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself..."

WOW......harsh.

LOL! I can tell you not everything is tight and firm on a nude beach, some people were never meant to be seen with the lights on!

Thats funny cause Ive been to a 2 nude beaches...They are all ugly.

that's why they go to nude beaches lol it's the only place they can legally be naked...

LOL love it; when I lived in San Diego, I would swim over to the nude beach, which required me leaving my glasses in the car, which resulted in my not really being able to report much as I really can't see without them

I think that TBRICH is talking about Black's Beach in SD.
Back in the 80's nude sunbathing was the rage in Cali. SD was the big place, then Santa Barbara was the next place....up on the coast.

The cops got wise...they used bino cu lars from the bluffs, then stormed the beach to give people their tickets, with clothes or without.

Some of us were fast. We got out of there before they arrive....However, one time while I was escaping....I walked right into the middle of a volleyball game....it was very hard not to be distracted with all the swinging and swaying going on in the wind...
I don't remember much, but I definitely remember that.