A hair on the head is worth two on the comb for you, my friend.
All that comes from cow is not milk.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
Disappointments need to be cremated, not embalmed.
Don't die until you're dead.
Easy to criticize an egg, difficult to lay one.
Even a **** crows over his own dung heap.
Experience is the thing you get right after you need it.
Gamblers are like toilets - broke one day, flush the next.
He is like Indian three-wheeler which sucks lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade.
If the heavens throw you a date, open your mouth.
If you dine with the devil, use a long spoon.
It's not the early bird that gets the worm, it's the smart one.
It's better to prevent and prepare than to repent and repair.
Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!
The last time you celebrated your birthday, the candles cost more than the cake.
Optimist is the one who looks at cow dung and sees fertilizer.
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!
The only thing you get in life without effort is dandruff.
The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.
There's free cheese in a mousetrap.
Troubles are like babies - the more you nurse them, the bigger they grow.
When everything is coming your way, you might just be in the wrong lane of traffic.
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
If my auntie had been a man she would have been my uncle.
In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left