btw "priceless" has to fit in there somewhere...

Priceless...was what I found out later...but I'll leave that one alone.

in more ways than one huh?


whew I just had a laughing fit to tears... My kids think I'm nuts b/c I'm in such a silly mood.... better nutty and happy than grouchy and sad I say..

Why you sitting on a feather tonight?

not that I'm aware of but could be...

Just checking

I've been silly the last 2 days.. Well sillier than normal...

Is that possible?

Hey I started a accident free chart like osha has...Ive been accident free for three days. Last reported accident/incident was unusual and accidental head butt by person(s) of opposite sex.

omg I forgot about that... I didn't get it for a full day b/c my phone was acting up... THAT is funny... People are a trip..


so the chart is working for you?

We will see...I told everyone about the dead man, the head butt and the lady whose dog ate her arm. They were like Wow you need to stay home and not go out...

you still haven't told me about the dead man... I so want to hear that story...


Yeah you've had a heck of a two weeks... I might stay in for a bit as well...

Dead man (abbreviated story)

Saturday on my way to go shopping I think I need to go get my dry cleaning. So I stop by, go in, no one there.

Wait a few minutes thinking the old man or old lady are on pot. Nothing, I yell hello...nothing. Wait thinking they are down at 7-11 yell again nothing. So 10 minutes pass I start towards the back as I round the corner...

I see a foot, then the whole body on the floor. I am like damn might have to do cpr, now Im stuck here with the police all day. So I go up to the body its face down and I yell at it again. Nothing!!!
I like this F'kers dead.

So I pull out my phone and look for blood around the body. No Blood.
So im thinking probably heart attack. I go to nudge the body and just as my foot gets close the Dead guy jumps up like a bolt of lightning. I jumped back probably 5 foot.

I said damn I thought you was dead. What the hell, you were asleep face down on the floor. He said Im sick...From drinking last night I asked he said no just sick. After all was over they didnt even have my stuff till monday.

only you Updawg...

I know, why does this stuff happen to me?

From Saturday to Tuesday is when the three stories happened.

I don't know... Maybe to put a little more spice in your life... Might be boring otherwise...

I could use a little boring...I got the crap scared out of me when he jumped up.

OMG!!!

Sorry dude but that is freaking HILARIOUS!!! LMAO

I'll bet.. How I would have loved to have seen that... talk about laughing to tears...

It would have been a good AFV episode thats for sure, but Ive had a few of those this week.

Yeah it was Jag, I laughed so hard...the poor guy was very dazed and confused when he got up.

Monday when I went by to get my stuff he was there and we both got a huge laugh out of it. he said my stuff was probably there but he was out of it and probably just didnt see it. I said thats ok, I was just glad you werent dead.