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You should do what I do...meet the date at a bar...that way if they're ugly, you always have booze as an equalizer 
Booze wouldn't have equalized this date... I don't even think if I was drunk... I would have been attracted to him at 2 am! 
Oh...one of those...would a bag over his head help??? If I had a dime for every time that happened to me. In those cases, the back door is the only escape 
You said, "back door!!"
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You should do what I do...meet the date at a bar...that way if they're ugly, you always have booze as an equalizer
Booze wouldn't have equalized this date... I don't even think if I was drunk... I would have been attracted to him at 2 am!
Oh...one of those...would a bag over his head help??? If I had a dime for every time that happened to me. In those cases, the back door is the only escape
It wasn't that he was ugly.... there was no holding a decent conversation with him. And you would think first date... dress up a little nice. And put some lotion on your chalky arms! OMG! Come on now! |
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You should do what I do...meet the date at a bar...that way if they're ugly, you always have booze as an equalizer
Booze wouldn't have equalized this date... I don't even think if I was drunk... I would have been attracted to him at 2 am!
Oh...one of those...would a bag over his head help??? If I had a dime for every time that happened to me. In those cases, the back door is the only escape
You said, "back door!!"
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Mon 12/07/09 03:08 PM
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You should do what I do...meet the date at a bar...that way if they're ugly, you always have booze as an equalizer
Booze wouldn't have equalized this date... I don't even think if I was drunk... I would have been attracted to him at 2 am!
Oh...one of those...would a bag over his head help??? If I had a dime for every time that happened to me. In those cases, the back door is the only escape
It wasn't that he was ugly.... there was no holding a decent conversation with him. And you would think first date... dress up a little nice. And put some lotion on your chalky arms! OMG! Come on now! What do you mean by "chalky arms"? 
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You should do what I do...meet the date at a bar...that way if they're ugly, you always have booze as an equalizer
Booze wouldn't have equalized this date... I don't even think if I was drunk... I would have been attracted to him at 2 am!
Oh...one of those...would a bag over his head help??? If I had a dime for every time that happened to me. In those cases, the back door is the only escape
It wasn't that he was ugly.... there was no holding a decent conversation with him. And you would think first date... dress up a little nice. And put some lotion on your chalky arms! OMG! Come on now! Jeans and a t-shirt is dressing up for me...and what kind of guy rubs lotion on his arms??? 
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Mon 12/07/09 03:21 PM
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You should do what I do...meet the date at a bar...that way if they're ugly, you always have booze as an equalizer
Booze wouldn't have equalized this date... I don't even think if I was drunk... I would have been attracted to him at 2 am!
Oh...one of those...would a bag over his head help??? If I had a dime for every time that happened to me. In those cases, the back door is the only escape
It wasn't that he was ugly.... there was no holding a decent conversation with him. And you would think first date... dress up a little nice. And put some lotion on your chalky arms! OMG! Come on now! Jeans and a t-shirt is dressing up for me...and what kind of guy rubs lotion on his arms???
Oh! She meant dry skin! Um, a lot of guys do if they want to look presentable. 
Dirty finger nails, hair in the nose/ears, unkempt feet/bad toe nails, out of control eye brows, and stains on their shirt is not a good first impression!  
There are a lot of great unscented lotions so guys can have nice skin but not smell "girly" or look shiny. I am not into the fem-look for guys but I do like a guy that fixes the "ugly".  
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You should do what I do...meet the date at a bar...that way if they're ugly, you always have booze as an equalizer
Booze wouldn't have equalized this date... I don't even think if I was drunk... I would have been attracted to him at 2 am!
Oh...one of those...would a bag over his head help??? If I had a dime for every time that happened to me. In those cases, the back door is the only escape
It wasn't that he was ugly.... there was no holding a decent conversation with him. And you would think first date... dress up a little nice. And put some lotion on your chalky arms! OMG! Come on now! Jeans and a t-shirt is dressing up for me...and what kind of guy rubs lotion on his arms???
Oh! She meant dry skin! Um, a lot of guy do if they want to look presentable.
Dirty finger nails, hair in the nose/ears, unkempt feet/bad toe nails, out of control eye brows, and stains on their shirt is not a good first impression!
There are a lot of great unscented lotions so guy have nice skin but not "girly" or shiny. Hmmm...no nose hair or stains on the shirt...that explains my luck recently 
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You should do what I do...meet the date at a bar...that way if they're ugly, you always have booze as an equalizer
Booze wouldn't have equalized this date... I don't even think if I was drunk... I would have been attracted to him at 2 am!
Oh...one of those...would a bag over his head help??? If I had a dime for every time that happened to me. In those cases, the back door is the only escape
It wasn't that he was ugly.... there was no holding a decent conversation with him. And you would think first date... dress up a little nice. And put some lotion on your chalky arms! OMG! Come on now! What do you mean by "chalky arms"?
he needed some lotion! It was clear that he definately had dry skin! |
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You should do what I do...meet the date at a bar...that way if they're ugly, you always have booze as an equalizer
Booze wouldn't have equalized this date... I don't even think if I was drunk... I would have been attracted to him at 2 am!
Oh...one of those...would a bag over his head help??? If I had a dime for every time that happened to me. In those cases, the back door is the only escape
It wasn't that he was ugly.... there was no holding a decent conversation with him. And you would think first date... dress up a little nice. And put some lotion on your chalky arms! OMG! Come on now! Jeans and a t-shirt is dressing up for me...and what kind of guy rubs lotion on his arms???
Oh! She meant dry skin! Um, a lot of guy do if they want to look presentable.
Dirty finger nails, hair in the nose/ears, unkempt feet/bad toe nails, out of control eye brows, and stains on their shirt is not a good first impression!
There are a lot of great unscented lotions so guy have nice skin but not "girly" or shiny. Hmmm...no nose hair or stains on the shirt...that explains my luck recently
Just don't start wearing body glitter! I will worry about you then ...
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Well shoot Tanya....I guess this is just practice for the real thing eh? I always get so disappointed when it is a flop though. Then I find the next distraction.....
How many do you have lined up to distract you??? Line 'em up, Shoot 'em down....Holler....NEXT!!
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Well shoot Tanya....I guess this is just practice for the real thing eh? I always get so disappointed when it is a flop though. Then I find the next distraction..... How many do you have lined up to distract you??? Line 'em up, Shoot 'em down....Holler....NEXT!!
 Love ya, heather!
I wish I had them lined up!
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Pffffft! Dating.
When was the last time you went on a date? HUH! I believe you know the answer Miss Tanya. And, I am like ninja. No woman can pin me down for a date.
You better think twice about that, Mr. Goof. The state of FLA has lifted their ban on me. I could jump on you like a monkey on a cupcake!!
Many women have come seeking the glory that is Goof, but they have all failed. 
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Pffffft! Dating.
When was the last time you went on a date? HUH! I believe you know the answer Miss Tanya. And, I am like ninja. No woman can pin me down for a date.
You better think twice about that, Mr. Goof. The state of FLA has lifted their ban on me. I could jump on you like a monkey on a cupcake!!
Many women have come seeking the glory that is Goof, but they have all failed.
Georgie Porgie! Why do you have to kiss the girls and make them cry?!?! 
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I'm not really...real. I am a figment of all of your imaginations..haha!
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Don't roll your eyes at me!! 
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Don't roll your eyes at me!!
But you are a figment of my imagination... I can roll whatever I want at you!
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Don't roll your eyes at me!!
But you are a figment of my imagination... I can roll whatever I want at you!
Well I can roll mine right back at cha!
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I've had so many flops I I wouldn't know what to do with a hit.
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