oops, my bad. Motown is such a butt-head..I offered him a bj to help me with my car and he slapped me, hard...





How's that?

That's cool... but, Somethings just need a womans touch to be fixed right.

I just re-did my girlfriend's plumbing, underneath her kitchen sink.

And, no, I am not speaking in euphemisms.

I really fixed something.

Thanks :) The handy man is a dying breed, indeed! A number of men
and myself had this very conversation at the office, which was started
because of a link I sent out (at the bottom of my post) via email.

As it turns out, the younger men (30's) tended to believe in having a
pro come over and fix "whatever" at the house and to bring their car
in to have it serviced.

Maybe it's a generational thing. I watched and participated with my dad
whenever he fixed stuff - and he had way more money than you could
wave a stick out, so he could afford to hire someone. Anyway, I carried
the tradition - I can pretty much fix (or add or enhance) anything around
the house and I work on all my cars (5) and motorcycle. But for me, it's
more about doing the job because I enjoy handyman stuff, not about
having to do it to save the money. Call it a hobby, maybe.

100 Skills Every Man Should Know
http://www.popularmechanics.com/home_journal/how_to/4284709.html

Thank you Ladies

A man that knows how to work with is hands is.....hmmmm......yummy.
to the handymen.

I'm proud of you brother Lewie

I've only been with men that are handy. There's nothing sexier than working with your hands to fix, repair, make beautiful and create something truly special. Flexing muscles, dirty t shirts, exertion and exhaustion...what a turn on.

VERY VERY WELL SAID!

With my eyes closed.

If your eyes are closed, how will you know what the reward is?

In my profession, I make things from thoughts, usually within a day of the first thought. This week, even, I redesigned a machine to use a different kind of bearing, to reduce friction and improve tolerances. More amazingly, I baked a cake for a special woman to whom I'm devoted, and got her kids involved in decorating it. We had a wonderful half-day together, except for the part where they left.

I, too, love a guy who can actually do things! But I've learned to do a lot of things myself. When I was able to install a new door knob and lock set I was very proud of myself. And being able to feed cows without someone standing by, well, it is very liberating to know you can do something that needs doing without standing by waiting for someone to help you.

Im your guy when something needs to be fixed.

Most guys my age are just useless at working on stuff. Their fathers failed them, most cant drive a manual much less install a stove.

Being a man that is a Jack of trades is good.out..The main thing about the nack for being handy is know your limitations. I saw a dude on TV yesterday that whoops with a nail gun and drove a 16 penny nail clean through his wrist... Can you say "OUCH!!!!" See ya all may your home improvement ventures be safe

Those were the days, my friend.

Any more, if I have to get down low, all you'll get a show of is a lot of but tcrack!

However, I can still git 'er done and done right!

She thinks my Butcrack's Sexy

Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me

She thinks my Butcrack's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Butcrack's sexy

We ride back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my Butcrack's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Butcrack's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my Butcrack's ....

She thinks my Butcrack's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my Butcrack's sexy

She thinks my Butcrack's sexy
She thinks my Butcrack's sexy

<<<----- custom built myself....I do carpentry, Electrical and plumbing.. from scratch