Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She
said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a
hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball
400 yards.

What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing

Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to
beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the
driveway. Rock me.

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a
golf ball.

It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require
the same thing: better control over his putz.

Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in
Australia.

What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S
WIFE MAKES THE CUT


Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart?
Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.


What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed
by a Norwegian.

lmao!

Nice

I cant wait to see the "cheats" on his next video game,Tiger Woods 2010 by ea sports.

Ahhhh I have been waiting for the jokes about this Tiger Wood incident.

Thank You!!!