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Topic: ok so I hate dating....
moonlight_ride62's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:28 PM
I mean I am pretty much ok with being alone most of the time..you go out with someone when the loneliness chases you from your house..they like you you don't like them you like them they don't like you..I mean why can't men come prepackaged at walmart..instant boy friend just add vodka..he lives at his house I live at mine..I don't wanna be breathing the air he exhales 24 7..someone to do things with when ya need someone to do things with...geeeeshhhh is that too much to ask...frustrated rant

DMW57's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:35 PM
Sounds like instead of dating you need to turn to finding men who whore themselves out at bars for that kind of situation to work out best drinks

yellowrose10's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:36 PM

I mean I am pretty much ok with being alone most of the time..you go out with someone when the loneliness chases you from your house..they like you you don't like them you like them they don't like you..I mean why can't men come prepackaged at walmart..instant boy friend just add vodka..he lives at his house I live at mine..I don't wanna be breathing the air he exhales 24 7..someone to do things with when ya need someone to do things with...geeeeshhhh is that too much to ask...frustrated rant


welcome to my world laugh

moonlight_ride62's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:37 PM
spoken like a true man....what I want has nothing to do with sex...

chickayoshi's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:37 PM
smokin Well, let's find them. :tongue:

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:38 PM
Well if you ever find him let me know if he has a twin sister.

XenomorphEyez's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:38 PM

.I mean why can't men come prepackaged at walmart..


Have you seen peopleofwalmart.com??? I'll pass.shocked

wannacuddlewthme's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:40 PM
So you want a punching bag.That comes with vodka.Not water and arms to cuddle

wux's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:41 PM

spoken like a true man....what I want has nothing to do with sex...


Male whores don't like sex either. They do it just because it's there.

motowndowntown's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:42 PM


.I mean why can't men come prepackaged at walmart..


Have you seen peopleofwalmart.com??? I'll pass.shocked


Hey ya get what ya pay for.

wux's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:42 PM

I mean I am pretty much ok with being alone most of the time..you go out with someone when the loneliness chases you from your house..they like you you don't like them you like them they don't like you..I mean why can't men come prepackaged at walmart..instant boy friend just add vodka..he lives at his house I live at mine..I don't wanna be breathing the air he exhales 24 7..someone to do things with when ya need someone to do things with...geeeeshhhh is that too much to ask...frustrated rant


Yea, dat's tough.

What I don't understand is why nobody ever talks about the plight of the ploretariat any more.

moonlight_ride62's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:45 PM


spoken like a true man....what I want has nothing to do with sex...


Male whores don't like sex either. They do it just because it's there.





you know you are probably right...but sex is freaking so easy to find...but what about times outside the bed...they don't wanna spend no time out of the bed...

centered's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:46 PM
Edited by centered on Tue 12/01/09 04:47 PM
I mean I am pretty much ok with being alone most of the time..you go out with someone when the loneliness chases you from your house..they like you you don't like them you like them they don't like you..I mean why can't men come prepackaged at walmart..instant boy friend just add vodka..he lives at his house I live at mine..I don't wanna be breathing the air he exhales 24 7..someone to do things with when ya need someone to do things with...geeeeshhhh is that too much to ask..


I'm lucky to have 2-3 good friends with whom I have a relationship
as you describe. I write "2-3" because one of the women will "disappear"
for 2-3 months, then one day, I'll get a call. I consider them close
friends, sharing the good and bad. Dinner or lunch or out for drinks,
or watching a game at the house or going out to a game, among many
other activities.

And then we go our separate ways. They're great relationships and
I'd say much better than being "fully connected" :) It keeps things
less complicated, which is great for one's sanity.

wux's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:56 PM
Edited by wux on Tue 12/01/09 04:58 PM



spoken like a true man....what I want has nothing to do with sex...


Male whores don't like sex either. They do it just because it's there.





you know you are probably right...but sex is freaking so easy to find...but what about times outside the bed...they don't wanna spend no time out of the bed...


I spend at least 2/3rd of my waking time outside of bed. And I still manage to have sex, 26 hours a day, 88 days a week. You're right, it's easy to find. The will power comes when someone says "no" to you and you have to convince yourself not to punch him or her out, as the case might be.

Yep. Sigh... burp. Nyek. Nuk. Kuts-kuts. Next! (I'll come back during the next commercial break. Yes, I sell commercials -- man can't live on sex alone.)

cherie091279's photo
Tue 12/01/09 04:58 PM
Dating can suck, but when you find the one that's right for you, you forget about all of the wrong ones and it makes it all worth it. I wish you the best of luck in finding the one for you soon..flowerforyou

Gator76's photo
Tue 12/01/09 05:04 PM

I mean I am pretty much ok with being alone most of the time..you go out with someone when the loneliness chases you from your house..they like you you don't like them you like them they don't like you..I mean why can't men come prepackaged at walmart..instant boy friend just add vodka..he lives at his house I live at mine..I don't wanna be breathing the air he exhales 24 7..someone to do things with when ya need someone to do things with...geeeeshhhh is that too much to ask...frustrated rant


Hey, girl...you need to be in a place like Atlanta...a larger market that offers more than Fort Collins! happy flowerforyou Susan and I wish you the best...for what you want! happy

Down2earthdebbie's photo
Tue 12/01/09 05:15 PM

So you want a punching bag.That comes with vodka.Not water and arms to cuddle
You can cuddle me anytime baby! :heart: :heart: smooched :wink:

moonlight_ride62's photo
Tue 12/01/09 05:18 PM


I mean I am pretty much ok with being alone most of the time..you go out with someone when the loneliness chases you from your house..they like you you don't like them you like them they don't like you..I mean why can't men come prepackaged at walmart..instant boy friend just add vodka..he lives at his house I live at mine..I don't wanna be breathing the air he exhales 24 7..someone to do things with when ya need someone to do things with...geeeeshhhh is that too much to ask...frustrated rant


Hey, girl...you need to be in a place like Atlanta...a larger market that offers more than Fort Collins! happy flowerforyou Susan and I wish you the best...for what you want! happy




just what I need is another success story...I am sooooo jealous..flowerforyou

FearandLoathing's photo
Tue 12/01/09 05:20 PM
It's overhyped. Keep it distant and it never gets boring, and then the meeting is just that much more.smokin

tanyaann's photo
Tue 12/01/09 05:28 PM

I mean I am pretty much ok with being alone most of the time..you go out with someone when the loneliness chases you from your house..they like you you don't like them you like them they don't like you..I mean why can't men come prepackaged at walmart..instant boy friend just add vodka..he lives at his house I live at mine..I don't wanna be breathing the air he exhales 24 7..someone to do things with when ya need someone to do things with...geeeeshhhh is that too much to ask...frustrated rant



:laughing: Sorry for laughing, but I understand ya! flowers

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