Topic: The blond POW...
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Fri 11/27/09 08:08 PM
During the war, the enemy was planning on executing 52 POWs, including 3 females..a brunette, a redhead, and a blond, in front of a firing squad.

A fellow POW told the other POWs that the enemy are deathly afraid of natural disasters. Just scream out a natural disaster before they get ready to shoot..the enemy will get scared and run away, you then can get free and run away also.

Remembering what this fellow POW said, the brunette was put in front of the firing squad first.
As the enemy got in position, they began the commands "ready, aim"...and right at that point, the brunette screams out "tornado!!". This scaring the enemy to death, they take off for the hills..the brunette then gets free and escapes.

After the enemy feel it's safe to come back, they then put the redhead up in front of the firing squad. Once again they commenced with "ready, aim"..and at that point, the redhead hollers "earthquake!!!". This again scares the enemy to death, they once again go running for the hills, allowing the redhead to escape.

After the enemy feels it's safe to return, they once again commence with the next executions. But this time they decide to execute all the remaining 50 POWs at one time. Well the blond thinking she was smarter and better looking than than the rest, besides having an incredibly loud voice, she convinces rest of the POWs to let her scream out the natural disaster. She promises to yell so loud, that the enemy will be so frightened that they may never come back.

The enemy then lines up all 50 POWs, with 50 enemy soldiers all having rifles, waiting for the commands. And finally..the commands commence.."ready, aim"...and right at that point, the blond with a big grin on her face screams louder that she has ever screamed in her life "FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

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Fri 11/27/09 08:21 PM

During the war, the enemy was planning on executing 52 POWs, including 3 females..a brunette, a redhead, and a blond, in front of a firing squad.

A fellow POW told the other POWs that the enemy are deathly afraid of natural disasters. Just scream out a natural disaster before they get ready to shoot..the enemy will get scared and run away, you then can get free and run away also.

Remembering what this fellow POW said, the brunette was put in front of the firing squad first.
As the enemy got in position, they began the commands "ready, aim"...and right at that point, the brunette screams out "tornado!!". This scaring the enemy to death, they take off for the hills..the brunette then gets free and escapes.

After the enemy feel it's safe to come back, they then put the redhead up in front of the firing squad. Once again they commenced with "ready, aim"..and at that point, the redhead hollers "earthquake!!!". This again scares the enemy to death, they once again go running for the hills, allowing the redhead to escape.

After the enemy feels it's safe to return, they once again commence with the next executions. But this time they decide to execute all the remaining 50 POWs at one time. Well the blond thinking she was smarter and better looking than than the rest, besides having an incredibly loud voice, she convinces rest of the POWs to let her scream out the natural disaster. She promises to yell so loud, that the enemy will be so frightened that they may never come back.

The enemy then lines up all 50 POWs, with 50 enemy soldiers all having rifles, waiting for the commands. And finally..the commands commence.."ready, aim"...and right at that point, the blond with a big grin on her face screams louder that she has ever screamed in her life "FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
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Fri 11/27/09 09:27 PM
slaphead rofl

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Sat 11/28/09 01:30 AM
rofl slaphead LOL that was funny