Wouldn't mind watching the running of the llamas, as long as they don't
spit at me -- no big globs of llama spit dripping of my hair thank you.
Ewwwww.

And the one with the horns by the nuclear plant, hmmmm, think I'll pass
on that one Lex.

wow I type like a scammer don't I


Heck I'll give it a try....stuck here help send money lol

Stuck, nooooooooo, you didn't run over Elmer did you???????

Please tell me you didn't run over him. Poor, poor Elmer.

The one thread I always kill is the one "Hottest girl on JSH"
Everyone tries to real nice to ignore me I think its funny

No NO Marie it was a joke read more carefully now breath in breath out
ok? Elmers gone to pom-a-something

I think I finally killed it

hey everybody..just got back from the running of the llamas in
Peru........streets are flooded with spit and I think I saw a sticky guy
running around saying he got away!!

Elmer went to porn - oh my God - not Elmer, he was so innocent, now he
is soiled.

If you REALLY want to type like a scammer, you have to jumble your
English a little.

"Hello, is to be me seeing profile of you on the site for the dating, oh
yes? Attractive to me profile of you is. Now I want only more to be in
the country of where you can be for this time. Will make you mostly of
very happy with the changing of shoes for regular. Send please to me
40,000 american rubles for the ticket of plane flying. And then I will
meet you for the airport in the Cincinnati."

Wow you sound like Yoda LOL

Hey wait your the one sending me those emails

Uh....e-mails?? Uh....what e-mails???

Yeah yeah that's right I am right Ha I may be dumb ut I ain't stupid.
You can't pull the foreskin over my eyes yeah I got you now

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Chat - to the corner, no more porn movies for you, yikes girl, I agree
with Hanged, ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Better than labia I guess.

I could see if he was pulling the foreskin over his eye.

Well endowed, eh???? Ole Elmer is a little more popular than we
thought???

Having a labia pulled over my eyes may not be to bad, after all I got
out onceb4 I think I could do it again.

Oh oh, time for a cold shower, think this may be in the wrong post, may
belong two stories down. I think we all got out once before, "in a
lnnd, far, far, away."

Oh NOOOOOOOO, is it done? 20 pages and it's over?!!!

Not necessarily. I still haven't raised the issue of the Bob Saget
posters.