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Yo momma so fat the tag on her underwear say's UHAUL....UHAUL alotta @$$
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Your momma's so fat when she laughs there's an earthquake Ok...how'd i do ??? Your cute!!! YOU WIN!!! 
Awwwww.....Thanksya !!! 
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Your mommas so fat she's got more rolls than a bread market!!!
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Your momma's so fat her picture is in the dictionary under FFFFAAAATTTT !!!!!!!
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Yo momma is so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
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Your momma is so fat her dietician put her on spam blockers....
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Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
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Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
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Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals
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Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
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OK... Im out.... Im afriad a lightning bolt will strike me very soon.... "I johnboy do not condone or support the bashing of ones mother no matter how round or rotund she is..... any comments that do not support that are truly coencindental...." |
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OK... Im out.... Im afriad a lightning bolt will strike me very soon.... "I johnboy do not condone or support the bashing of ones mother no matter how round or rotund she is..... any comments that do not support that are truly coencindental...." What you said. |
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