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it's supposed to make you laugh. Hmmmm...You might be riding the crest of a slump...As Bob Hope once said, "Comedy isn't easy!"  It would appear so 
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Y'all know you want to laugh, I thought it was funny as hell when I heard it, and it's a great idea for a thread too.
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it's supposed to make you laugh. Hmmmm...You might be riding the crest of a slump...As Bob Hope once said, "Comedy isn't easy!" I LOVE SOAP AND I LOVE WATER MAKES ME SMELL JUST LIKE I OTTER,WINK,LOL HE, was a funny man, with great respect for everyone,wink,, |
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You know how George Washington is on a dollar bill
Yo momma is on a foodstamp |
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You know how George Washington is on a dollar bill Yo momma is on a foodstamp excellent |
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yo momma so poor your family ate ceral with a fork just to save milk
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 yo momma so poor your family ate ceral with a fork just to save milk keeper!!!!!! |
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Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC,she has to lick other people's finger's
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Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC,she has to lick other people's finger's genius |
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Do you know the story about the little old lady who live's in a shoe?
Well yo momma so poor,she live in a flip flop |
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Yo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
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yo mamma so dumb she thinks menopause is a button on the remote
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Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth
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Yo momma so ugly she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
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Yo momma is a carpenter's dream,flat as a board and easy to nail
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Your momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.....
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Yo momma so dumb,she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Yo momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. {circa 1960 ha ha}
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yo mama is so dumb she puts ever ready batteries up her butt and says "I got the power".
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Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she blew a Smurf and did me up too.
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