A customer at Morris' Gourmet Grocery marvelled at the proprietor's
quick wit and intelligence.
"Tell me, Morris, what makes you so smart?"

"I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Morris replies, lowering
his voice so the other shoppers won't hear, "But since you're a good and
faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of
them, you'll be positively brilliant."

"You sell them here?" the customer asks.

"Only $10 apiece," says Morris.

The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store
complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any
smarter.

"You didn't eat enough, " says Morris.

The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's
back and this time he's really angry.

"Hey, Morris," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for £4 apiece when
I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $6. ....You're ripping me
off!"

"You see?" says Morris. "You're smarter already.

Good one! :)

Joke of the day.

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking
downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from
the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the
counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's
wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"