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Topic: things in a profile that...
catseyes1's photo
Sat 11/14/09 02:53 PM
Married
Separated
smokes 420
Travels a lot
or lives out of the country

evi_in_orleans's photo
Sat 11/14/09 02:53 PM
I like this one:

"Anybody out there?"

Could be a good question if this site included extraterrestrial dating.

catseyes1's photo
Sat 11/14/09 02:53 PM


I don't like the...."I like long walks on the beach" statement...and they live in Kansas.noway laugh


Kansas actually used to have a beach, but that was 150 million years ago. No humans around then.


laugh

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Sat 11/14/09 07:03 PM

Love Me Love My Pet

do I actually have to love your pet...can't I just tolerate it and be polite and courteous to it and say hi and bye ...do I have to have a freaking conversation with it...do I have to let it hump my leg or coil around my neck or laugh if it attempts to bite a plug out of my sun-shiner


okay this had me rolling:thumbsup: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Cambolaya65's photo
Sat 11/14/09 07:14 PM
I have everything i ever wanted in life;great kids,great career and a beautiful home.Im looking to ADD a man to the mix.

Im not croutons for your perfect salad.

Sounds like your trying to put another wheel on a bicycle.


Gossipmpm's photo
Sat 11/14/09 07:18 PM
Oy Vey !!!!!

Gotta redo my profile. Again!!!!bigsmile

Goofball73's photo
Sat 11/14/09 07:32 PM
I read one the other day that, in her interests, stated that she smoked weed all day. surprised shocked

Now, if that is what you wanna do, then go ahead and knock yourself out. But Goof don't roll that way. My body is a temple.tongue2 rofl

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Sat 11/14/09 08:08 PM
If your just looking for a bootie call don't bother!whoa

mscherbear's photo
Sat 11/14/09 09:10 PM

If your just looking for a bootie call don't bother!whoa


And the problem is??

sparrow395's photo
Sat 11/14/09 09:12 PM

If your just looking for a bootie call don't bother!whoa

Nothing wrong with that!! They just want something serious:wink:

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Sat 11/14/09 09:22 PM
OH! OH!:angel:

DTHRomeo's photo
Sat 11/14/09 09:37 PM
Edited by DTHRomeo on Sat 11/14/09 09:39 PM
Basically the ones that want "SO much"

But have "NOT SO much" spock

Oh and the ones that make think of the word "Shallow"

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