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Have you ever played practical jokes on anyone for any particular reason?
When I was in the army many years ago, we had a collegue who was not able to get a girlfriend. Being stationed overseas, and not really conversant in the language, he was one of those hot blooded young guys who decided on buying himself one of those 'Blow up dolls' 
Which he left on his bed. Very lifelike and popular in the mid to late 70s Every Friday evening, he was prone to go into the base club and inevitably ended up getting smashed out of his head on the cheap duty free booze.He would return in the early hours. He would stagger into the room, throw his clothes in a heap on the floor, shout 'Geronimo baby' and then take a dive onto his doll. Thus satisfying himself, but irritating the crap out of us other guys with his moaning and shouting. One Friday evening when we had had enough of this routine, we waited until he went out leaving his 'Girlfriend' on the bed. We kidnapped her and then filled her up with fake blood. And waited his return with anticipation. 
Some hours later, we heard him staggering along the corridor outside the room. Promising his baby doll all sorts of pleasure. As usual when he came into the dark room, he discarded his clothes on the floor and took a flying leap towards his doll. BANG!!!! The doll exploded His bed AND him were covered in the fake blood and his deflated doll was now just a burst piece of rubber on his bead. In his drunken state, he thought that he had killed her. We just lay in our beds stifling our laughter. STRANGE, But after that night, he never drank again.  
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Have you ever played practical jokes on anyone for any particular reason? When I was in the army many years ago, we had a collegue who was not able to get a girlfriend. Being stationed overseas, and not really conversant in the language, he was one of those hot blooded young guys who decided on buying himself one of those 'Blow up dolls'
Which he left on his bed. Very lifelike and popular in the mid to late 70s Every Friday evening, he was prone to go into the base club and inevitably ended up getting smashed out of his head on the cheap duty free booze.He would return in the early hours. He would stagger into the room, throw his clothes in a heap on the floor, shout 'Geronimo baby' and then take a dive onto his doll. Thus satisfying himself, but irritating the crap out of us other guys with his moaning and shouting. One Friday evening when we had had enough of this routine, we waited until he went out leaving his 'Girlfriend' on the bed. We kidnapped her and then filled her up with fake blood. And waited his return with anticipation.
Some hours later, we heard him staggering along the corridor outside the room. Promising his baby doll all sorts of pleasure. As usual when he came into the dark room, he discarded his clothes on the floor and took a flying leap towards his doll. BANG!!!! The doll exploded His bed AND him were covered in the fake blood and his deflated doll was now just a burst piece of rubber on his bead. In his drunken state, he thought that he had killed her. We just lay in our beds stifling our laughter. STRANGE, But after that night, he never drank again.
That's nasty, bitter, twisted, childish and irresponsible. I LOVE it. 
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That is frigging hilarious!!!!
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That was bad. But funny
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