OMG very funny, I would do all of them...

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

A friend of mine went to a Wal-mart in Las Vegas, NV. And asked a clerk in the food department for a new dinner in a box called, "I Don't Know". He told them that he was sent by his girlfriend to get it. And that it had just come out onto the market. He had 3 people trying to find it for him.

you know whats sad.... is there are actual people who do this sort of thing in walmart, literally.. i used to work there, and you would NOT believe some of the stuff people actually find that they can do at walmart.

my personal favorite was working in the garden center, when a lady called in and was asking for the BIG Penials. hoping to find a tomato plant.

hoping maybe it was a misread on her part, i had to go through the entire plant list... needless to say, we didnt find anything, and the lady was mad because we didnt. but it was still funny trying to locate a big penial with a serious toned voice and a bunch of smerks standing behind me.

lol

I've been in walmart (wallyworld) and 1/2 the time then I was about drunk and thought it was funny to use the restroom and while in stall I would make comments to the others in the restroom like "yep I knew she left part of that banana in there", "eeewwww look at the pretty colors on that grumpy", "oooops! that wasn't chocolate", ...these may not be exact but I'm creative when I've had a few but don't remember everything lol...just an idea...I've gotten pretty stupid in my day, somethings I can't mention here lol