Topic: As Christmas approaches
uk1971's photo
Tue 11/10/09 08:14 AM
Here are a few things you can get away with saying ONLY at Christmas.


1. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

2. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

3. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

4. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

7. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

8. You still have a little bit on your chin.

9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

10. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

:wink: bigsmile :banana:





no photo
Tue 11/10/09 08:16 AM
drinker laugh laugh laugh

Quietman_2009's photo
Tue 11/10/09 08:35 AM
yay its Christmas time again

time to dust off the old Ralphie pictures

harrypotter2's photo
Wed 11/11/09 04:40 AM

Here are a few things you can get away with saying ONLY at Christmas.


1. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

2. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

3. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

4. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

7. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

8. You still have a little bit on your chin.

9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

10. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

:wink: bigsmile :banana: