Topic: Redneck Nativity Scene
uk1971's photo
Mon 11/09/09 04:47 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Mon 11/09/09 04:48 AM
There was a businessman from New York who was in Georgia during the Chirstmas season.
One evening he was driving through a neighbourhood and came across a Nativity Scene that was a little odd.
The three wisemen were dressed in firemans gear.
Boots, Nomex suits, air tanks and masks and the whole bit.
Being curious he stopped and walked up to the door and knocked.
An elderly Southern Gentleman answered.
"Can I help y'all?"
The salesman responded:
"Well sir I am a little curious about your Nativity Scene. Why are your three wiseman dressed in firemans gear?"
The Southern gentleman responded:
"Oh you damn Yankees don't know nuthin about the Bible!
It says right in there that three wisemen came from a far"!

bigsmile :banana:

moonlight_ride62's photo
Mon 11/09/09 04:55 AM

There was a businessman from New York who was in Georgia during the Chirstmas season.
One evening he was driving through a neighbourhood and came across a Nativity Scene that was a little odd.
The three wisemen were dressed in firemans gear.
Boots, Nomex suits, air tanks and masks and the whole bit.
Being curious he stopped and walked up to the door and knocked.
An elderly Southern Gentleman answered.
"Can I help y'all?"
The salesman responded:
"Well sir I am a little curious about your Nativity Scene. Why are your three wiseman dressed in firemans gear?"
The Southern gentleman responded:
"Oh you damn Yankees don't know nuthin about the Bible!
It says right in there that three wisemen came from a far"!

bigsmile :banana:






well it does...:wink:

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