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If I told you I'd have to kill you... 
Good plan. But wait!! I'm immortal! Oh, that kind of immortality. I thought we were talking 'never die of old age', not 'can never, under any circumstance, die'. That would suck. though i wonder if periodic memory wipes (made by kleenex) might make it bearable. I am talking about my poetness. I fly to Parnassus on the back of a Pigasus and I hope to jam with Jimi there. |
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"for He so loved the world, that He gave up his only begotten son" Personally, if I were king of the world, I'd make anyone (over age 18)who professed a belief in some godthing get spayed or neutered. Get those defective genes out of my genepool. Lol, that's hilarious. Natural selection just doesn't cut it. 
I actually don't think that the world would be a much better place without religion (just because of all the people who are so dependant on it to give there life meaning + the folks who need some 'reason' not to lie, cheat, and kill) A world without individuals who think that they have the right to use a 'god-thing' as an excuse to be prejudice and an excuse to, well, lie, cheat and kill. So yes. No extremists, please and thanks. I'll give you, um, a can of red bull for it. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me. oh yeah, forgot to mention this. Humans haven't had a whole lot of natural selection since we invented philosophy and medicine. Philosophy where we say everyone should have the chance to grow up and make babies and medicine which makes this nearly always so. You wanna save humanity? Kill all the doctors, bomb all the hospitals. Also, remove all school zones and all those stupid warnings on...well pretty much everything. If a kid is stupid enough to not realize that a car can kill it, better to get it out of the genepool early. And if anyone is stupid enough to try to dry their hair with an electric hairdryer while still showering...well bloody well good for them. My favorite stupid warning is the one I got in the instruction manual for my powered subwoofer. Appearently, at some point in the history of this company, it had become a problem that people were taking baths with this electrical device you plug into a wall socket. A close second would be on Preparation H. "Warning--POISON. DO NOT TAKE ORALLY." Cause you know, someone called the company and said something like, "I just ate this whole damn tube. I don't feel so good and my lips are so so small. AND I still got these damn hemmoroids(sp?). |
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If I told you I'd have to kill you...
Good plan. But wait!! I'm immortal! Oh, that kind of immortality. I thought we were talking 'never die of old age', not 'can never, under any circumstance, die'. That would suck. though i wonder if periodic memory wipes (made by kleenex) might make it bearable. There is a character in the Doctor Who universe who achieved the "never ever die under any circumstance" thing. He found a big flaw. He got blown to bits by a bomb inserted into his abdomen. His body reassembled itself, bit by bit. He regained consciousness before it was done. Think about it. Becoming awake and feeling nearly every nerve ending... |
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Edited by
wux
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Thu 11/19/09 01:56 PM
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There is a character in the Doctor Who universe who achieved the "never ever die under any circumstance" thing. He found a big flaw. He got blown to bits by a bomb inserted into his abdomen. His body reassembled itself, bit by bit. He regained consciousness before it was done. Think about it. Becoming awake and feeling nearly every nerve ending... He's got no right to complain. If he lives forever, he's bound to live through all history in all possible worlds experiencing everything experiential to him. And when he's got that done, he's got to do it again and again, an infinite number of times. He's got to take the good with the bad. That's one reason I'd want to wait out 'till eternity is over, on top of the Parnassus. It's more pleasant than many of the getting blown to pieces and waterboarded and electroshock-inquisitions, and the drinks are great. Okay, you have to put up with these BPD chicks galore, but some look good, like Margaret Atwood and Ayn Raynd and Abigail Winchester. |
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