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You know...just for the record..my penis looks darker than the rest of my skin tone. And no, I don't put a UV light on it. Don't know why..go ask an expert why. I guess there are women out there who hasn't seen enough penises before? Even women. You could be blonde and the brightest white skin ever, you still have your oogie-woogie look like beef jerky down there. an oogie-woogie.... 
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You know...just for the record..my penis looks darker than the rest of my skin tone. And no, I don't put a UV light on it. Don't know why..go ask an expert why. I guess there are women out there who hasn't seen enough penises before? Even women. You could be blonde and the brightest white skin ever, you still have your oogie-woogie look like beef jerky down there.  I dont think I can ever eat beef jerky ever again now, thanks. 
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 I THINK IT WUZ REALLY HIS
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I don't want to look at it, i just want to use it....but with the right guy.  But don't ya want to see it and touch it before ya use it? Or at least smell it first... I think you are naughty Lady. I think your right!..Jonestly Frank, would you want to make sure she smells ok first? C'mon... Let's just say I like sex after shower  Sometimes in the shower can be fun... I get cramps in my pinky toes and I have almost slipped before. It's not easy to hold a woman by her thighs in the air and pushed against the wet and slippery shower wall. Tested and tried, I prefer starting the game there and ending up on the bed at the end.  Maybe your doing it wrong, or holding the wrong woman... Cramps in your pinky toes? Cramps in your pinky toes? There are some things you have to simply block out during sex...this, I'm thinking...is one of them. |
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I don't want to look at it, i just want to use it....but with the right guy. But don't ya want to see it and touch it before ya use it? Or at least smell it first... I think you are naughty Lady. I think your right!..Jonestly Frank, would you want to make sure she smells ok first? C'mon... Let's just say I like sex after shower Sometimes in the shower can be fun... I get cramps in my pinky toes and I have almost slipped before. It's not easy to hold a woman by her thighs in the air and pushed against the wet and slippery shower wall. Tested and tried, I prefer starting the game there and ending up on the bed at the end. That why I like the shower stalls with seating. Much easier all the way around. |
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You know...just for the record..my penis looks darker than the rest of my skin tone. And no, I don't put a UV light on it. Don't know why..go ask an expert why. I guess there are women out there who hasn't seen enough penises before? Even women. You could be blonde and the brightest white skin ever, you still have your oogie-woogie look like beef jerky down there. I dont think I can ever eat beef jerky ever again now, thanks.  Dang, and I like my turkey jerky. Blast you Atlantis. And a curse if I choke with laughter! |
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no I wouldn't eat it oh sorry wrong thread Omg. Lmao. Spit food out!!! |
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Even women. You could be blonde and the brightest white skin ever, you still have your oogie-woogie look like beef jerky down there. This entire thread is funny...but the quote above is priceless. Since when is our 'private area' referred to as "oogie-woogie"? Hilarious!
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You know...just for the record..my penis looks darker than the rest of my skin tone. And no, I don't put a UV light on it. Don't know why..go ask an expert why. I guess there are women out there who hasn't seen enough penises before? Even women. You could be blonde and the brightest white skin ever, you still have your oogie-woogie look like beef jerky down there. The penis looks darker because it is filled with blood when it is erect so of course it will be darker than the rest of your body. 
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You know...just for the record..my penis looks darker than the rest of my skin tone. And no, I don't put a UV light on it. Don't know why..go ask an expert why. I guess there are women out there who hasn't seen enough penises before? Even women. You could be blonde and the brightest white skin ever, you still have your oogie-woogie look like beef jerky down there. The penis looks darker because it is filled with blood when it is erect so of course it will be darker than the rest of your body. Omg Please don't tell me people don't know this!!??? 
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I'm getting the popcorn early...this is good stuff!
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oogie woogie!
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You know...just for the record..my penis looks darker than the rest of my skin tone. And no, I don't put a UV light on it. Don't know why..go ask an expert why. I guess there are women out there who hasn't seen enough penises before? Even women. You could be blonde and the brightest white skin ever, you still have your oogie-woogie look like beef jerky down there. The penis looks darker because it is filled with blood when it is erect so of course it will be darker than the rest of your body. Omg Please don't tell me people don't know this!!??? Obviously not everyone knows this.  
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It is sad that some ppl feel the need to have NO MANERS when it comes to communication! Most guys want a lady to those who do we all need to act like gentileman before we can expect a woman to be lady like??
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You know...just for the record..my penis looks darker than the rest of my skin tone. And no, I don't put a UV light on it. Don't know why..go ask an expert why. I guess there are women out there who hasn't seen enough penises before? Even women. You could be blonde and the brightest white skin ever, you still have your oogie-woogie look like beef jerky down there. I have heard it called many things but never an oogie-woogie. I will really have to remember that. How come you can say penis but not vagina? 
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Edited by
Gossipmpm
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Thu 11/05/09 11:06 AM
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Sorry! Wrong thread!
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OK, things no longer in my life...beef jerky (was it ever good?), oogie woogie (
I can't stop), a mental image of cramping pinky toes during sex n the shower, and explanations of why a penis appears to be a different color than the rest of the body... Oh, my! The last thing that made sense was "report" this clown! Excuse me, just when I think I've stopped laughing...it starts all over. Do not eat or drink or make a serious phone call while thinking about these posts!
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It is sad that some ppl feel the need to have NO MANERS when it comes to communication! Most guys want a lady to those who do we all need to act like gentileman before we can expect a woman to be lady like?? Nicely said.."SinnBad" and more importantly ON TOPIC  |
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It is sad that some ppl feel the need to have NO MANERS when it comes to communication! Most guys want a lady to those who do we all need to act like gentileman before we can expect a woman to be lady like??    
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OK, things no longer in my life...beef jerky (was it ever good?), oogie woogie ( I can't stop), a mental image of cramping pinky toes during sex n the shower, and explanations of why a penis appears to be a different color than the rest of the body... Oh, my! The last thing that made sense was "report" this clown! Excuse me, just when I think I've stopped laughing...it starts all over. Do not eat or drink or make a serious phone call while thinking about these posts! I knew about pinky fingers but pinky toes is a first. I never ate beef jerky anyway. 
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